February 21, 2008

Extreme body modding

People do some weird shit to their bodies. Some people tattoo their foreheads while others stretch out their earlobes for fun.”Dude, I’m so metal!”I must admit that I too have my ear lobes stretched out to about 3/4″ and my only reason for doing so is that I keep finding bigger gauges that I really like. I’m not into the extreme body mods though; mods such as cutting open your ballsack and sewing your penis inside of it (seriously, people do that). Or gauging out your nostrils.”When I sneeze, I spray everyone around me with boogers!”What a friend showed me today pretty much blew my mind and made my butthole pucker at the same time… nipple plugs.Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Ew, who would want to gauge their nipples?” Well, I’m not talking about that. Have your barf bags ready!John over at Modblog recently got his nipples cut off and cast into resin plugs to wear in his ears. I guess a male’s nipples really have no purpose, so why not cut them off and let them turn black and shriveled so you can wear them in your ears? Maybe because it’s fucking disgusting.Pause for vomiting now.On the upside, John will never have to worry about getting a purple nurple ever again. Lucky bastard. You know, he has inspired me to think outside the box. I’ve designed a new pair of plugs - let me know if you want to order some. You can get them as small as one week old and as large as the second trimester of pregnancy.

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12 Comments »

  1. nice plugs. can you die the fetus like black or green or something… the color of fetus flesh isn't cohesive to my wardrobe. i'll take 5 weeks in 7/16"

    Comment by crystal — February 21, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

  2. how much are those new plugs running? i'm sure i'd make a great impression at the local baptist church with those.

    Comment by josh — February 21, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

  3. bahahahaha after i told you about this dumb ass i could'nt wait to see what you posted. awesome

    Comment by patrick — February 21, 2008 @ 4:12 pm

  4. those fetus plugs are so cute. i went to this exhibit to see dead bodies and they had little fetuses/feti lol and i wanted to put one on a necklace. :P

    Comment by allyson — February 21, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

  5. OK, so we know when you're young and dumb you do some really weird shit you would never do when you're older and have to actually live with the results. I had an IUD (Intra Uterine Device) inserted when I was, oh of childbearing age. It hurt so G__ D___m much I drank a quart of vodka and pulled that little devil out of there! Which put me in the hospital but I kept that vicious little thing for years in a plastic display case on my dresser for years to remind me never, I mean never, to have sex again! :wassat:

    Comment by Jane — February 21, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

  6. oh my god. i almost just peed. that's so fucking disgusting. HAHAHA. and i thought the ones i saw at the mall with dead spiders in them were gross?

    Comment by caitlin — February 21, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

  7. ps they don't even look like nipples. they look like boogers. like the ones ren and stimpy would collect.

    Comment by caitlin — February 21, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

  8. eeewww.

    Comment by h to the r — February 22, 2008 @ 12:23 am

  9. Yeah … pretty disgusting. :wassat:

    Comment by Whit — February 22, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

  10. The correct term for butthole pucker is called twinkler. Thought I would enlighten you.

    Comment by Crystal — February 27, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

  11. Twinkler!! I'm going to have to remember that. The only piercings I've ever had were accidental, the most spectacular being when I impaled my right hand (sex life in the crapper again) on a 5/8" rebar spike (steel, for those who might not know). I cast a bronze figure around the spike later, with the spike going in through the ass, and coming out the mouth- I did a good job, the figure looked like a worm writhing on a fishhook. Then I made it into a music box, and it played "when you wish upon a star" as it spun. I wish I could upload an image.

    Comment by dave — March 17, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

  12. oh. my. god. i'm seriously at a loss for words with this one. i mean, i've seen some really fucking odd body mods (a-la bme extreme) but… jesus. this makes my nipples hurt. … dustin, quit thinking about my boobs.

    Comment by jessca — March 25, 2008 @ 6:00 pm

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