Making fun of high school teachers and principals is an age old tradition. Cave drawings have been discovered that show prehistoric professors giving anal to buffaloes and woolly mammoths.As so it has been since the beginning of time, people hate asshole teachers.An eighth grader from Ohio was expelled from school last month after his administrators found a fake myspace page that he had created for his principle at Hillsdale Middle School. Now, the student’s parents are suing the school district to get their son back in school, claiming that his Constitutional right to free speech had been violated. The student was only named by his initials in the police report - R.O. - so I’ll call him Richard Orangesauce, since I love that name.This kid is fucking hilarious. Although the myspace profile titled “Your Princeypal” was deleted, photocopies of it exist in the court documents. The principal’s general interests were “giving anal to the little boys at my school,” and “jacking off in my office.”This is part of the profile, photocopied in the court documents.Did the little guy deserve to be expelled for doing this? The only difference between those caveman drawings and this myspace profile is the fact that technology has changed a lot over the years. Instead of students drawing pictures of Mrs. Bitchface being jizzed on by horses, now they can just create a blog about it.Everybody just needs to chill out. If you’re going to deprive Richard Orangesauce of his education for poking fun at a principal, then you might as well expel 80% of students from every school in America. Besides, the chances are pretty good that the principal really has jacked off in his office at least once before. It’s pretty common.