Marque Buckley, 20, had a busy Wednesday. After a rough day of shoplifting cigarettes from gas stations, she ran into a bit of trouble in Merrimack, New Hampshire when her brain decided to start making completely insane decisions without any hope for rationalization.Earlier in the day Marque had unsuccessfully attempted to steal some smokes from a gas station. She drove off after assaulting the clerk who tried to stop her in the parking lot. But dammit, she needed her fucking cigarettes - which I can relate to - so she drove to a gas station in Merrimack, stole some cigarettes, and made her escape.”This is totally worth going to prison for!”It’s important to note that a shoplifter should have a dependable getaway ride - Marque didn’t. Her car broke down near the Reeds Ferry fire station and instead of getting away on foot, she did the next best thing - tried to steal a fire truck.Luckily, firemen have more physical training than police. She was pulled out of the truck and held until police arrived. Investigators are still trying to figure out why she would try to steal a 30-ton truck that she most likely couldn’t even drive anyway. Why does there need to be an answer for this? Just look at her for fuck’s sake.She’s kind of hot in that heroin junkie kind of way.I really hope that she can post bail so I can write about her next week when she tries to shoplift stickers from CVS and gets away in a helicopter.