In the past, I’ve reported on slutty women teachers banging their students. I’ve also talked about creepy male teachers shooting loads on their pupils. I mean “pupils” as in “students,” not eyeballs. Who shoots loads into their own pupils anyway?”Ahhh! It really does burn!”I digress.High school volleyball coach Lauren Palmer, 23, was arrested in Idaho on Monday night for violating her probation which explicitly state that Lauren’s tongue and fingers are not to be within 100 yards of any teenage girls. Apparently, she thought her strap-on was excluded from the deal. WRONG!Not terribly shabby. Too bad she’s a full-time rug muncher.Although details of what she really did to violate her probation are scarce, she was originally arrested last year for being caught by police in a park with a 16 year old girl at 1AM, on a blanket. Reports say she was wearing the girls vagina on her face like a mask.”It looked like she was a bear sticking her face into a giant hole in a log, trying to lick out some ants or honey or somethin’. That poor little girl she was munchin’ on seemed to be very distressed,” said the arresting officer. For legal purposes, that quote may or may not be fabricated by me. But she was definitely charged with felony “injury” of a child.I hate to be one to support stereotypes, but I’m not surprised at all by this. As a young and hormone-filled man in highschool, I remember feeling the hatred spewing out of the volleyball coach’s eyes every time she looked at me. It was the kind of look that sent your testicles shivering back up inside you. The last time I felt anger like that towards men was at this rally:”Arrrgh! I hate me some penis, yet I want to have one soooo baaaad!”Do they not have gay bars in Idaho? Come on, Lauren. You could have at least waited until she graduated!