Listen up Arlington, Oregon, population 500: 142 of you are fucking assholes. Not many American towns are lucky enough to have a MILF for a mayor. You had one and you fucked it up. Shit on you, Arlington.

Carmen Kontur-Gronquist is a 42 year old single mother who was the mayor of Arlington until this week. A recall vote was initiated for Carmen once some jealous citizens discovered her myspace profile which showed her in lingerie. Although the pictures were taken a few years ago, that didn’t matter to the happy folks of Arlington who voted 142-193 to force Carmen’s resignation.

Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, MILF extraordinaire.

The pictures of Carmen in lingerie were taken for a fitness contest. She had them on her myspace page in hopes to improve her social life as a single mother, but since her townsfolk are suffering from huge-fucking-stick-up-their-assitis, they naturally had to make a big ordeal about it.

I’ve seen Arnold Schwarzenegger’s dick, balls, and ass. I’ve seen him kill countless people on the big screen and smoke pot in Pumping Iron. Bill Clinton cheated on his wife and George Bush did coke in college (not to mention he hasn’t been cleared of having any form of mental retardation), yet these are not problems with the American public. This is what all the fuss was about in Arlington:

Feast your eyes.

Excuse me… I need to put away my lotion and tissues. Oops, I got a little on my keyboard too.

This woman has a nicer body than 95% of women I know that are 20 years younger than her. What is the big fucking deal? Arlington is going down in sidecarsally history as the most prude town in America.