Pube steaks
Everyone has found a hair in their food before. The first question that pops into your mind is, “Is this my hair?” A person can handle finding one of their own hairs in food - much like how people can tolerate the smell of their own farts - but if you’re a brunette and you find a curly red pube in your tuna salad, the mind starts to wander.The kitchen floor of Applebee’s.At a Texas Roadhouse restaurant in Wisconsin, a customer noticed something was odd about the texture of his steak on Saturday. He complained to the manager and then police when he found his steak was chock-full of curly hairs - the kind that don’t come from your head. The guilty chef, Ryan Kropp, admitted to police that he had put facial hair in the customer’s food. However, a coworker claimed that Ryan had put more hair in a second steak and said, “These are my pubes.”"The butt hairs are gonna cost you extra, buddy.”Although this may seem disgusting to many of you, I’m just happy I finally know what to do with the big wad of hair I have leftover from shaving my beard last Thursday!You guys probably think I’m kidding, but this is my actual beard after shaving it off.
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Dustin @ 5:21 pm |
if i shaved my beard i would have like a whole sack fuckin full of hair. i guess i could sell it to texas roadhouse tho. thanks for the idea.
Comment by the dude — February 28, 2008 @ 5:44 pm
matey should count himself lucky he dont live near me, guy got arrested from mcdonalds for wanking into the milkshake mix.
Comment by phil — February 29, 2008 @ 9:47 am
:crying: Dude I was eating a chicken tender when I read this.. not cool. This post should come with a disclaimer.
Comment by Stephanie — February 29, 2008 @ 5:45 pm
Yuck, I completely lose my appetite just at the thought of eating hair … UGH
Comment by Whit — March 3, 2008 @ 6:13 pm
aw its like a little chia pet.
Comment by caitlin — March 3, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
I used to run pizza restaurants. Largely into the GROUND I ran them. We did some pretty horrible shit to the disagreeable patrons. Still, the semen in the milkshake goo made my anus pucker. :crying: I don't know if anybody remembers Burger Kings Burger Buddies from like 20yrs ago. I got a six pack of them one time and found a clump of hair in my mouth. I was so ashamed, I just slunk out of the restaurant hoping nobody would see me. I can't explain my reaction. Undoubtedly another childhood deal… Oh, David Lynch, where are you?
Comment by dave — March 17, 2008 @ 9:13 pm
:wassat: nOW YOU DONT MENTION WHAT THE CUSTOMER DID TO DESERVSE THE PUBE COVERED STEAK!?! CUZ THERES ASSHOLES OUT THERE THAT DESERVE TO HAVE SHIT BLENDED AND MIXED IN THEIR CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!!! :angry:
Comment by yoUR lOCaL rEStUArANt — March 25, 2008 @ 6:38 pm