With all these new extreme sports being invented, some people feel inclined to take extreme to the next level. The hierarchy of sports extremeness goes like this: Normal, Extreme, and then Stupid. An example of a stupid sport would be lighting your face on fire and having your friends try to piss out the fire before your face melts off.

Notice the Asian guy’s pathetically small stream of urine. *Stereotype alert*

As a strong believer of Darwin’s Law, I don’t recommend trying this next stunt.

Florida resident Cameron Bieberle, 18, died Saturday night when attempting to “car surf” in a shopping cart while holding onto a speeding Cadillac Escalade. The SUV went over a speed bump, and since Cameron failed to realize that a speed bump + shopping cart + 40 MPH – helmet = Death… he died.

This is a dramatization – Cameron lived in Florida, where there is no snow.

I can’t help but feel that this “tragedy” could have been avoided if Cameron used an old Radio Flyer wagon instead of a shopping cart. Needless to say, Sidecarsally does not endorse this kind of reckless behavior at all. Now where is that damn wagon that’s been in my garage for 20 years?