I came across a story about 23 year old kid Ian Ambrose, who was killed in a car accident on Monday. Although nothing is particularly funny about that story, I did get a great big ol’ hearty laugh at the picture of Ian that Pressdemo News used in the article about his death:

If you aren’t familiar with the hand gesture that poor Ian is throwing up, it’s referred to as the “shocker.” The shocker is performed by opening the hand and straightening out all fingers except the ring finger. The idea is to insert the index and middle fingers into the hoo-hoo of a lady, while giving her a little surprise by sticking the pinky into the anus. Give the shocker at the exact moment when the woman is unsuspecting, resulting in this facial expression:

The shocker is also most commonly referred as “two in the pink, one in the stink,” but can also be described in several other ways such as:

Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter.
Two on the clit, one in the shit.

Sadly, the shocker does not work on men due to their lack of vagina, but the same result can be achieved by just sticking a finger up his ass without warning. I do not recommend that anyone try this to me – one time was enough. I still haven’t thanked her for that.

The shocker is now universally accepted as one of the most popular tongue-in-cheek sexual jokes, and has even been seen displayed by our “president’s” daughters.

Although it is entirely possible that she was just too fucking stupid to realize what she was doing.