Before this past weekend, Robert Zuelsdorf was just your everyday creepy old man, like the one who probably lives next door to you. Now, he’s locked up and being charged with 160 counts of child pornography thanks to a tech geek who was hired to fix his computer.

This guy likes child pornography? No way (sarcasm).

The repairman allegedly found dozens of “disturbing” images on Zuelsdorf’s computer, to which Zuelsdorf would probably disagree with saying, “It depends on what you consider disturbing. I wasn’t disturbed by these pictures at all. In fact, I frequently masturbated to them.”

My main question is how did the techie find the pictures in the first place? This is why you have to be more creative when naming your main porn folder. You have to call it something inconspicuous like “Senior Citizen Brunch 2008″ or “Golf Trip With Dad.” Nobody would be intrigued enough to open those folders.

This is not how you hide porn from your mom.

Unless Zuelsdorf had unwisely titled his kiddie porn folder, then what was the geek doing snooping around in Zuelsdorf’s personal files? I used to work at a computer repair store and I never rummaged through people’s personal files, especially after coming across a folder called “My Hot Girlfriend – Nude.” Nope… I would never look in that folder – ever. The thought would never even cross my mind to open up that folder and hope that there were some hot nudes in there.