Have you ever had to go to the bathroom so bad that would you literally whip it out and defecate all over the place, right in front of everybody? Sometimes I do that even if I don’t have to urgently use the restroom – I just enjoy relieving myself in public.

Sometimes you just gotta go.

A teacher in Florida is on paid vacation pending an investigation about a 13 year old student who was forced to urinate into his own lunchbox after being denied a trip to the bathroom. The teacher, Jameeka Chambers, reportedly told the boy that he could either wait until after class or go in his lunchbox.

What kind of a fucking name is Jameeka?

Did this kid actually piss in his lunchbox because he desperately had to go? I would imagine most students faced with that ultimatum would just sit quietly and wait until the end of class. I suppose the answer lies somewhere in the actual lunchbox – if it’s the same ol’ nasty salami sandwich like I used to get every day , it makes perfect sense to piss all over it as an excuse to buy hot lunch on pizza day.

Personally, I would have stood on the teachers desk and given her a golden shower.