March 24, 2008

Congratulacion, Mexico!

Mexico is now officially the 2nd fattest country in the world - the fattest being the United States, obviously.Experts say that increased marketing and production of soda drinks and fast food has caused Mexicans to eat less healthy. Geez, you can be an expert at anything these days and make painfully apparent conclusions.Upwards around 60-70% of people in Mexico are now considered overweight. Although Mexico may be trying to oust us from our fatty throne of Oreos and Pepsi, they can never match us in sheer disgusting fat fuckness. Let me show you:This is your average fat Mexican:”Aye aye aye! I think I’m getting a cerveza belly.”Compare this to your average fat American:”I’ll fucking eat you alive!”Better luck in 2009, vendejos!

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5 Comments »

  1. that looks like my back porch in ohio…. stop posting old pictures of me Dustin

    Comment by Rachizzle yoooo — March 24, 2008 @ 11:22 pm

  2. barf barf barf… i think i need to poke my eyes out with a fork!

    Comment by jessica — March 25, 2008 @ 2:49 am

  3. i remember that day we were hanging out, you told me if i let you take that sexy picture of me if would be for YOUR EYES ONLY. thanks a lot. oh and remember how you photoshopped the other 3 barstools out that i had to sit on? like i'd fit on one.. GIMME ANOTHER CHEESBURGA!

    Comment by stef — March 25, 2008 @ 4:07 pm

  4. awesome, now the blending of the cultures when the U.S. Canada and Mexico become the North American Union won't be that awkward. we'll have fat in common and an undying love of junk food and pop. Food and obesity will bring us together. Do you think that was the government's plan all a long?

    Comment by crystal <3 — March 25, 2008 @ 7:04 pm

  5. I was watching BBC lastnight and it was sad that they compared 40lbs to the average american lunch. Jokingly stated of course, but I'm honestly imbarrassed to be an american. Very sad. :crying:

    Comment by Whit — April 1, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

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