I love my grandma more than anything. She’s the cutest old lady ever and I always looked forward to visiting her in the mental institution and changing her diapers. Just kidding, she’s like the perfect grandma and I love her very much.Some kids aren’t so lucky though - they have evil, senile grandmas that seem hellbent on pushing their grumpy old-fashioned beliefs into every facet of a child’s life. It’s grandmas like this that helped facilitate the creation of the term “wrinkly old bitch.”"I want you home and in bed before the sun goes down. And no playing that Nintendo thing!”Five children from Florida must’ve had one of those grandmas because they tried to explode her this week. Yeah, they tried to explode her. Police are still trying to figure out which child (or children) is responsible for putting two aerosol cans in the oven at their grandmas house, which exploded and badly burned their grandma and the kitchen. So much for that 1950’s milkshake machine - awwww!”Woo, I think I’m havin’ a hot flash. Better go change my knickers.”All five children are being forced to attend Broward County’s Juvenile Firesetter Prevention and Intervention program. The program is aimed at teaching juveniles about the dangers of fire and explosives. Umm… do you think there’s the possibility that the kids already knew about the dangers of fire and that’s why they put aerosol cans in the oven in the first place?A recipe for fun, every time!