I can’t even think of a cruel enough title
I know it’s only the end of March, but if I had a handful of random awards for the year, I’d give every one of the negative awards to Jamie Lynn Spears. An example of a negative award would be like “Stupidest Bitch Alive,” “Most Likely to Fail at Life,” and “The Person I’d Most Like to Punch in the Face.”Also, I’m sick of typing out Jamie Lynn Spears, so she will now be referred to as JLS - as in Just Like Sister or Jamie Loves Sperm.I hate writing about this family of monumental disastrous fuck-ups, but I have a few pet peeves and JLS has somehow managed to violate them all. Her newest mistake - engagement. She’s sixteen.They almost look old enough to have pubes.All of the quotes about the engagement from family members and friends have been very supportive of JLS and her fiance Dickhead Wonderfuck, I mean Casey Aldridge. So I guess I’m the only one that thinks it’s fucked up that she already made the mistake of not having an abortion and now she’s getting married? Oh Jesus Christ… somebody tell me I’m not the only person alive with any common sense.And now for a brief sidecarsally.com interview with JLS:SCS: Jamie, do you think that you’re responsible enough to have a child? You’re only sixteen.JLS: Yeah, but I’ll probably be like… seventeen when I have it. I think. I don’t know.
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Dustin @ 12:42 pm |
Nope I totally agree she should have an abortion she is too f-ing young!
Comment by starry — March 26, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
I dont believe in abortion as a form of birth control… but I dont think she should be getting married! Its not going to make up for getting knocked up!!
Comment by cortnie — March 26, 2008 @ 3:22 pm
I think the only reason she's getting married is so that America can look at her as a better person. You know, it's only proper to marry the person you have a child with, she's a Spears though, and has to do everything back asswards.
Comment by Whit — March 26, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
well …isn't the baby's daddy a disney executive or some bullshit like that? besides you're just jelous you didn't get into her pants first. my guess is her mom artificially inseminated JLS while she was sleeping. she wants a new batch of possible biggy bank talentless brats because she irreparably dammaged her own batch.
Comment by crystal <3 — March 26, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
If I were Britney Spears' sister, I think I'd be using that to my advantage in other degrading ways… such as getting into 21+ bars, obtaining free illegal drugs, getting DUI's… isn't that what young people SHOULD be doing!? I mean, come on. Kids? Marriage? She's ruining her best party days.
Comment by Rachel Reine — March 26, 2008 @ 8:20 pm
I think anyone who has "Spears" as a last name should be sterilized at birth. They need to quit procreating. So, I guess Jamie Lynn Spears' kids will have kids at eight? And Britney Spears' boys will probably be knocking girls up at 7 with their ultra-fertile sperm powers.
Comment by claire — March 27, 2008 @ 10:23 pm