It’s a child molester’s dream come true. He walks into a titty bar, folds a dollar bill, and sticks it between the asscrack of a girl that he is oddly attracted to. What could it be about this girl that drives him wild? When her hair is wet, from behind, she looks like a 10 year old boy. That’s because she’s only 12. Double bonus!The Diamonds Cabaret strip club in Dallas has been successful in avoiding being shut down by the city for allegations of letting a 12 year old runaway dance there for a period of two weeks last year. A 17 year old was also caught dancing there in January.You may ask yourself how an establishment like that can be shut down for prostitution and underage drinking, but not for letting a pre-teen dance nude. A lieutenant for the Dallas Police explains, “There’s a laundry list of things we can use to deny or revoke a license, but having a 12 year old dancing in their establishment is not one of the things that automatically enables us to revoke their license.”You gotta love state laws and their loopholes. If a strip club can’t be shut down for letting a child dance nude, then they should start letting other children visit as customers. Serve them a non-alcoholic drink like a Shirley Temple, sit them up in the VIP room and let them have their fill of good ol’ fashioned debauchery.”Mmm… put a little more tongue in there baby. I ain’t gonna bite.”I guess they just thought her backpack and Scooby Doo lunchbox were all part of her gimmick.