In almost every school, except maybe in Arkansas, there is always that one nerd that is ridiculously smarter than their peers. This person is easily noticeable by their significantly large head, prescription coke-bottle glasses, and terrible fashion sense.”I better study hard - a B+ is not an option.”These stereotypical nerds usually end up being accepted into an ivy league school and either grow up to be very rich, or they blow away an entire lecture hall one day after years of repressed memories of being picked on by classmates.That always seemed to be a good reason to pick on someone, you know, for being smarter than me. “Hey smart kid. Why you gotta be so fucking smart? You fucked up the grading curve on my last exam and I’m going to kick your ass for it.” Seems rational enough.Let’s follow the life of Sufiah Yusof, who was only 13 when she was accepted into Oxford University. She is still the youngest person ever accepted in the history of Oxford. That was over 10 years ago.It turns out that Sufiah actually ran away from home when she was about 15 years old, taken in by a foster family, and nobody had really heard much about her since. In 2004, she married the most handsome law student I’ve ever seen in my life:13 months after her marriage, she divorced the studly attorney and kind of disappeared again until recently. Hmm… I wonder what she’s doing nowadays. She’s still got booksmarts but she’s not a scientist like her mother, and she’s not molesting teenage girls like her father was recently caught doing. Surely a girl that smart is making a decent living for herself, right?BAM! Feast your boners on this. Sufiah has been discovered to be selling her vagina out of her apartment in England under the alias Shilpa Lee. For a mere