Welcome back and “Happy Monday!” Did everyone have a good weekend? I know Chicago didn’t since they had an unusually violent weekend, complete with over 30 shootings and a couple of stabbings to throw in there for fun.

Chicago: It almost appears peaceful from the outside, except for that menacing tower.

I always pictured Chicago as kind of a gangster’s paradise with old school thugs like Al Capone and John Dillinger and hot cabaret dancers like… Renee Zellweger.

I guess it’s more like Grand Theft Auto.

At least 31 people were shot in robberies, drive-by shootings, and gang-related disputes.

Chicago, please stop killing people – that’s Detroit’s job. You guys are the windy city. Shit, just last week a baby in a stroller got blown into Lake Michigan and it was underwater for fifteen minutes in 42 degree water before being rescued. I don’t know how it survived, but it did.

With all that deadly wind, is all the violence really necessary?