Picture this scenario: You’re in bed with your boyfriend, watching a pornographic movie. You happen to think that your boyfriend looks a lot like the male actor in the movie. You ask him, “Ummm, that kind of looks like you fucking Chesty McCunterson in the ass. Is it you?” He denies it, although you are certain it’s him. Do you:

A) Break up with him.

B) Get even more turned on and let him perform a rimjob.

c) Grab a knife and attack him.

Amanda Montoya, 20, was arrested in Albuquerque on Wednesday morning when her boyfriend called police to report her chasing him with a knife.

Amanda “Psychobitch” Montoya

According to the report, the couple was in bed at 10:30AM watching the porno when Amanda wigged out about her boyfriend resembling one of the actors. First of all, who the fuck watches porno at 10:30AM?

As far as I’m concerned, the victim deserved it. Amanda already had assault charges filed by the same boyfriend after she stabbed him in the face during an argument. You better believe that if I had a girlfriend that nuts, I would be in a witness protection program.

The victim fled the house with his girlfriend chasing after him and she was arrested when a deputy officer was flagged down by the fleeing man. Neighbors reportedly heard him screaming like a small child.

She was charged with aggravated assault, aggravated battery, and child abuse – she left her 8-month-old baby at home while chasing her boyfriend.

“Mommy will be right back, she’s just gotta go stab daddy in the face for being in a porno.”

Still no word on whether or not the victim was actually in a porno. As for Amanda Montoya, she is not related to Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride.