Blade behind bars
posted on April 25th, 2008 by Dustin at 2:16 pm (EST) with 13 Comments
Just a quick update regarding Wesley Snipes’ court situation. He’s going to prison.
“I’m such a huge star that everyone has it out for me!”
Yesterday, a US federal judge sentenced Snipes to 3 years in prison for not filing tax returns from 1999 to 2004. He made a $5 million payment to the IRS yesterday, but it was only a fraction of the $20 million in back taxes and penalties that he owed.
Snipes’ attorney plans to appeal and believes that he was given the harshest sentence because of his celebrity status.
The judge says, “To think that I have anything against Mr. Snipes is just downright ridiculous. The fact that I vowed to jail that ‘talentless fuck’ after watching his last 5 movies had nothing to do with my decision to actually jail that talentless fuck.”
Look on the bright side: No more Wesley Snipes movies for at least 3 more years. Everyone’s a winner in this situation… well, except for Snipes. Hey, who wants tacos?!
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Comments
Comment from Angela
Time April 25, 2008 at 6:28 pm
uh oh dustin…looks like you got a hater…lolol
Comment from nathan
Time April 25, 2008 at 6:28 pm
^ Learn to speak/type english, talking like that makes you look even more "ignorant"! Thanks for being a fan!!
Comment from Dustin
Time April 25, 2008 at 6:31 pm
They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
Comment from Shorty
Time April 25, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Dustin you so totally rock!! i think you can take him personally! lol! but why waste your time and energy (plus the gas!) to go to Florida.
Comment from Maria
Time April 25, 2008 at 7:16 pm
AHAHAHAA they're hatin' on you, Dustin!
Comment from Maria
Time April 25, 2008 at 7:17 pm
And while you're in Florida, let's hang out!
Comment from danielle
Time April 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm
hey "nigga" learn the english language then post comments, thanks!
Comment from Ohjeez
Time April 25, 2008 at 9:05 pm
But black people are so much fun to talk about…..Messicans too
Comment from Cardboard Shell
Time April 25, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Hey Micheal, Tell your uncle to pay his damn taxes. That's all we're saying. ….Oh, we're also saying he's talentless and can't act.., but the MAIN point is "Pay your damn taxes."
Comment from Sir Smokealot
Time April 26, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Messicans?!? :wassat: We Know OHJEEZ is from Kentucky!!LOL
Comment from Gionni
Time April 28, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Dustin your a racist.. You NEVER hang out or talk to black people
Comment from amanda
Time April 29, 2008 at 10:43 pm
lmaoo @ Dustins comment.."they see me rollin"..lmao
Comment from micheal harrison
Time April 25, 2008 at 6:08 pm
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