April 25, 2008

Blade behind bars

Just a quick update regarding Wesley Snipes’ court situation. He’s going to prison.


“I’m such a huge star that everyone has it out for me!”

Yesterday, a US federal judge sentenced Snipes to 3 years in prison for not filing tax returns from 1999 to 2004. He made a $5 million payment to the IRS yesterday, but it was only a fraction of the $20 million in back taxes and penalties that he owed.

Snipes’ attorney plans to appeal and believes that he was given the harshest sentence because of his celebrity status.

The judge says, “To think that I have anything against Mr. Snipes is just downright ridiculous. The fact that I vowed to jail that ‘talentless fuck’ after watching his last 5 movies had nothing to do with my decision to actually jail that talentless fuck.”

Look on the bright side: No more Wesley Snipes movies for at least 3 more years. Everyone’s a winner in this situation… well, except for Snipes. Hey, who wants tacos?!

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13 Comments »

  1. get tha fuck of my mutha fuckin uncle u pussy ass crackaz all ya'll do is talk about black people u fuckin racist azz bitch get a dildo and stick in down ya throat and down yo own ass nigga u want it cum fuk wit ya boi Micheal harrison 1924 cassingham circle ocoee florida 34761 bitch cum get it and c if i dont blues u fuk boy roys

    Comment by micheal harrison — April 25, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

  2. uh oh dustin…looks like you got a hater…lolol

    Comment by Angela — April 25, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

  3. ^ Learn to speak/type english, talking like that makes you look even more "ignorant"! Thanks for being a fan!!

    Comment by nathan — April 25, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

  4. They see me rollin'. They hatin'.

    Comment by Dustin — April 25, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

  5. Dustin you so totally rock!! i think you can take him personally! lol! but why waste your time and energy (plus the gas!) to go to Florida.

    Comment by Shorty — April 25, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

  6. AHAHAHAA they're hatin' on you, Dustin!

    Comment by Maria — April 25, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

  7. And while you're in Florida, let's hang out!

    Comment by Maria — April 25, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

  8. hey "nigga" learn the english language then post comments, thanks!

    Comment by danielle — April 25, 2008 @ 8:06 pm

  9. But black people are so much fun to talk about…..Messicans too

    Comment by Ohjeez — April 25, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

  10. Hey Micheal, Tell your uncle to pay his damn taxes. That's all we're saying. ….Oh, we're also saying he's talentless and can't act.., but the MAIN point is "Pay your damn taxes."

    Comment by Cardboard Shell — April 25, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

  11. Messicans?!? :wassat: We Know OHJEEZ is from Kentucky!!LOL

    Comment by Sir Smokealot — April 26, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

  12. Dustin your a racist.. You NEVER hang out or talk to black people

    Comment by Gionni — April 28, 2008 @ 4:13 pm

  13. lmaoo @ Dustins comment.."they see me rollin"..lmao

    Comment by amanda — April 29, 2008 @ 10:43 pm

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