The world is full of a lot of sickos. I’m probably one of the biggest ones, but at least I’m not as bad as Josef F. from Austria.

“Hello, I’m Josef. I’m a sick fuck and you’ll find out why.”

To friends and family, Josef appeared to be a normal 73-year-old man who lived with his wife and three abandoned grandchildren. Nobody knew that he had a secret dungeon under his house where he had been imprisoning his 42-year-old daughter for the last 24 years.

Not the actual dungeon - this kind is out-of-date.

In the beginning, Josef told his wife and police that their daughter ran away from home. Over the years, he raped his captive daughter and fathered six children by her. That would make them his grandchildren and children at the same time. Awesome!

He kept three of his kids locked up with their mother and the other three grew up with Josef and his wife and told that their mother abandoned them with letters stating that she couldn’t take care of them. His wife had no idea of the truth.

His secret was uncovered when the eldest child, locked up for all 19 years of her life, became seriously ill and fell into a coma. Josef decided to free the mother and the sick child and take them to the hospital. Of course, the beans got spilled and Josef was arrested on charges of incest and kidnapping.

Josef’s palace of incestuous love.

This reminds me of the movie The Goonies, where there was a deformed guy locked up in the basement. He befriended a chubby kid and helped save a group of friends from some violent criminals. In the end, he was a hero despite having a face like a potato with teeth. Fuck you if you’ve never seen The Goonies.

Actually, this story is more like a cross between the diary of Anne Frank, Goonies, and Deliverance (the incest part). This kind of crime is like something that would happen in Kentucky or West Virginia, but without all the banjos and moonshine.