Joe Francis is a national hero in my opinion.

He is the founder of Girls Gone Wild and responsible for the videos that I have spent countless hours wanking off to.

“Mommmm! Can you toss a hand towel in my room? Don’t look though.”

Joe was release from jail in March after serving an entire year on some bogus child abuse and prostitution charges. A few girls lied about their ages and pressed charges after appearing in a video, or something like that. If you’re one of those girls, fuck you.

Joe is going through another legal battle now. Remember Ashley Dupre, the prostitute that NY ex-governor Elliot Spitzer fucked? She is suing Joe for $10 million, claiming that he exploited her image and used her name to advertise GGW videos.

Here’s how the story goes:

Joe sees Dupre after the scandal and realizes that she’s smokin’ hot. He offers her $1 million to appear in a video and go on tour with him.

After looking through old footage, Joe happens to notice - coincidentally - he already had footage of Dupre from 2003. He changes his mind on the offer and decides to use the old clips and her celebrity status to sell more videos - much smarter than spending $1 million.

Dupre gets pissed and sues Joe, saying that she was only 17 in 2003, during the filming of the videos. Dupre claims that she “did not understand the magnitude of her actions, nor that her image and likeness would be displayed in videos and DVDs.”

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Francis has Dupre on tape signing release forms and providing ID. Also, when you’re on a private bus getting fingered by another girl in front of 15 cameramen and sound guys, it usually means you’re going to end up in a video.

Dupre, the entire country knows you’re a hooker. You get paid to fuck creepballs like Eliot Spitzer and now you’re trying to sue Joe Francis just because he has some videos of you acting like a whore before you started getting paid for it? Please, just die. Have sex with me first, though.