You get fired from your job at Planet Hollywood in Orlando, Florida. Do you:

A) Part ways with the company, glad because you didn’t really like the job anyway.

B) Get spiteful and go work at Hard Rock Cafe instead.

C) Tell your manager that there’s a bomb in your backpack and that you’re Satan and need to cleanse the earth.

If your name is Jason Davis, then you picked option C!

21-year-old Jason Davis was arrested last night and banned from Disney premises after making a bomb threat inside Planet Hollywood. He was recently fired from the restaurant and when he failed at getting his job back, he tossed his backpack on the ground and said, “I hope it is a bomb because this earth deserves to die today.”

First of all, he didn’t say there actually was a bomb in his bag - he said “I hope it is a bomb.” Either way, the cops evacuated the restaurant and detonated his bag. All that was inside were Jason’s personal belongings.

The reason why I like Jason is because he said, “I scared a lot of people but I think I did it for the better good. I think I’m the devil. I have a mindset as a devil but I mean I’m a good guy trying to make the world a better place.” (actual quote)

“I would’ve killed all those people, but I’d never hurt a puppy or kitten.”

Jason, you fucking rule dude.