It’s official – Jimmy Fallon has been selected to replace Conan O’Brien on the “Late Night” show. This is a worse mistake than doing unprotected anal with a crackwhore.

You may know Jimmy Fallon from awesome movies like “Fever Pitch” and “Taxi.”

Let’s see what critics say about Fallon:

On the movie Taxi: “Putting Jimmy Fallon in a movie automatically negates his principle shtick of breaking character and cracking up at his own jokes.”

This is true. Jimmy Fallon is notorious for halting skits on Saturday Night Live so he can laugh at himself or other characters. This in turn makes it harder for the other actors to focus as they get caught up in a Fallon laughing fit.

“This next song is called ‘I Have No Idea How I’m Famous or Why People Like Me.’ Enjoy!”

I wrote a movie review for a Fallon movie one time, but RottenTomatoes.com rejected it. It simply went:

“I would rather be forced to watch my grandmother change her tampon than have to watch this movie ever again.”

Fallon is scheduled to host the show sometime in 2009 when O’Brien steps into Jay Leno’s shoes and begins hosting “The Tonight Show.” Meanwhile, just try to enjoy Conan’s “Late Nite” show while it lasts and pray that Jimmy Fallon is the next celebrity to die.