Memorial Gay 2008
Last personal update, I swear. But if you don’t care to read this, then you might as well not care about Sidecarsally at all. Maybe I should just kill myself then huh? You fucking bastards.
I went camping this weekend for the first time since last Labor Day. After hours of searching for a campground with vacancy, I settled for a nice little state park right on the connecting waterway between Lake Huron and Lake Erie. If you’ve never heard of those lakes, then pick up a fucking Atlas more often because they’re two of the largest freshwater lakes in America, bitch.
Saturday night sucked my asshole. It was 42 degrees and I slept in a tent with nothing but a blanket and a pillow. No sleeping bag, no sweatpants, or anything. When I woke up, I had a sinus infection.
The following day, I started drinking around 10am and we went to a nearby carnival where I was obviously in a terrific mood.
I look like I’m half-retarded. Awesome.
Later, after absorbing the happiness from all the people around me, I decided to go on a few rides. Here I am on a ride that I don’t know the name of, so I will just call it the “Pay $4 and go up and down for 2 minutes” ride. If you look closely, you can see me hijacking the ride with a large knife.
This was the worst ride ever.
Next, we went on the Tilt-O-Whirl, which I like to call the “Throw out your back and ruin you for $4″ ride.
I was screaming in pain, not joy. The lap bar was crushing my balls.
Fuck the carnival. Every person that worked there smelled like a giant taint. After that, we walked around the town. I bought a little bow and arrow, and then we found a giant anchor. Sadly, this was the highlight of my day.
“Man the harpoons!”
Further down the street, I found a giant anti-aircraft gun and decided to shoot some shit out of the sky.
Terminator 5: Return of the Skinny Fuck
On our way back, we bought some firewood from a man who needs a lesson in spelling and grammar.
Stop and hear the firewood.
The day ended with an epic campfire and me getting drunk and wondering what life would be like without my Sidecarsally fans. Then I got sad and went into the tent to pass out.
Reflecting on the weekend.
Overall, I’d say it was a good weekend minus the cold nights, hard ground, gas prices, and sunburn. I can’t wait to do it again!
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Dustin @ 8:19 pm |
lmfaooo smelled like a giant taint!omg lol How do you know what that smells like? My fave pic of you is in the yellow jacket.Really great pic of you!
Comment by amanda — May 27, 2008 @ 9:36 pm
Mmmm - good 'ol Bush Light!! (at least thats what the cans look like.)
Comment by Sonia — May 27, 2008 @ 10:45 pm
you've got some sexi friends jk not really though
Comment by bob — May 28, 2008 @ 12:36 am
it looks like you wore a do-rag all weekend. yer gay haha.
Comment by crystal <3 — May 28, 2008 @ 11:01 am
the pic of you on the anchor is priceless hahahaha
Comment by nate — May 28, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
Priceless! Lol..javascript:insertext(':laughing:','short') laughing
Comment by Riley — May 28, 2008 @ 7:49 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahaha best post ever well if you still want to get married i'm down
Comment by hahahahahahaha — May 30, 2008 @ 11:45 am
There's where my Doritos went!!!! lol!
Comment by Shorty — May 30, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
first picture=extra large boner
Comment by penis lova — May 30, 2008 @ 6:04 pm
omg thank you, i\'m a penis luva too
Comment by dustin — May 30, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
#1 If ur going to drink that much beer, get yourself a better chair. #2 For God sakes get yourself a pair of longjohns.
Comment by rob# — May 31, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
#1 If ur going to drink that much beer, get yourself a better chair. #2 For God sakes get yourself a pair of longjohns.
Comment by rob# — May 31, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
I went camping the other weekend and it stormed for 10 hrs straight. I'm not talking a nice rainshower either…it was a tornado and i was in a tent. i feel your pain. this whole site cracks me up. ; )
Comment by Krista — June 3, 2008 @ 10:32 pm
but… you missed DEMF, you twat. i sure hope camping was worth it.
Comment by jessca — June 4, 2008 @ 11:48 am
LMAO I was gonna comment on the big boner as well…lol mmmmmm lol j/k
Comment by amanda — June 6, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
Haha, you're such a badass, and what the hell kind of knife is that? you fileting shiiiiit up there? I'm more scared of your Bow Skillz. <3
Comment by bkwards — June 11, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
I'm putting the picture of you with the ywllo jacket on my heroes section on myspace
Comment by Lucy — July 22, 2008 @ 8:57 pm
yellow* >.>…
Comment by Lucy — July 22, 2008 @ 8:57 pm