Memorial Gay 2008
posted on May 27th, 2008 by Dustin at 8:19 pm (EST) with 18 Comments
Last personal update, I swear. But if you don’t care to read this, then you might as well not care about Sidecarsally at all. Maybe I should just kill myself then huh? You fucking bastards.
I went camping this weekend for the first time since last Labor Day. After hours of searching for a campground with vacancy, I settled for a nice little state park right on the connecting waterway between Lake Huron and Lake Erie. If you’ve never heard of those lakes, then pick up a fucking Atlas more often because they’re two of the largest freshwater lakes in America, bitch.
Saturday night sucked my asshole. It was 42 degrees and I slept in a tent with nothing but a blanket and a pillow. No sleeping bag, no sweatpants, or anything. When I woke up, I had a sinus infection.
The following day, I started drinking around 10am and we went to a nearby carnival where I was obviously in a terrific mood.
I look like I’m half-retarded. Awesome.
Later, after absorbing the happiness from all the people around me, I decided to go on a few rides. Here I am on a ride that I don’t know the name of, so I will just call it the “Pay $4 and go up and down for 2 minutes” ride. If you look closely, you can see me hijacking the ride with a large knife.
This was the worst ride ever.
Next, we went on the Tilt-O-Whirl, which I like to call the “Throw out your back and ruin you for $4″ ride.
I was screaming in pain, not joy. The lap bar was crushing my balls.
Fuck the carnival. Every person that worked there smelled like a giant taint. After that, we walked around the town. I bought a little bow and arrow, and then we found a giant anchor. Sadly, this was the highlight of my day.
“Man the harpoons!”
Further down the street, I found a giant anti-aircraft gun and decided to shoot some shit out of the sky.
Terminator 5: Return of the Skinny Fuck
On our way back, we bought some firewood from a man who needs a lesson in spelling and grammar.
Stop and hear the firewood.
The day ended with an epic campfire and me getting drunk and wondering what life would be like without my Sidecarsally fans. Then I got sad and went into the tent to pass out.
Reflecting on the weekend.
Overall, I’d say it was a good weekend minus the cold nights, hard ground, gas prices, and sunburn. I can’t wait to do it again!
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Comments
Comment from Sonia
Time May 27, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Mmmm – good 'ol Bush Light!! (at least thats what the cans look like.)
Comment from bob
Time May 28, 2008 at 12:36 am
you've got some sexi friends jk not really though
Comment from crystal <3
Time May 28, 2008 at 11:01 am
it looks like you wore a do-rag all weekend. yer gay haha.
Comment from nate
Time May 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm
the pic of you on the anchor is priceless hahahaha
Comment from Riley
Time May 28, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Priceless! Lol..javascript:insertext(':laughing:','short') laughing
Comment from hahahahahahaha
Time May 30, 2008 at 11:45 am
hahahahahahahahahahahaha best post ever well if you still want to get married i'm down
Comment from Shorty
Time May 30, 2008 at 4:34 pm
There's where my Doritos went!!!! lol!
Comment from penis lova
Time May 30, 2008 at 6:04 pm
first picture=extra large boner
Comment from dustin
Time May 30, 2008 at 9:18 pm
omg thank you, i\'m a penis luva too 
Comment from rob#
Time May 31, 2008 at 4:19 pm
#1 If ur going to drink that much beer, get yourself a better chair. #2 For God sakes get yourself a pair of longjohns. 
Comment from rob#
Time May 31, 2008 at 4:19 pm
#1 If ur going to drink that much beer, get yourself a better chair. #2 For God sakes get yourself a pair of longjohns.
Comment from Krista
Time June 3, 2008 at 10:32 pm
I went camping the other weekend and it stormed for 10 hrs straight. I'm not talking a nice rainshower either…it was a tornado and i was in a tent. i feel your pain. this whole site cracks me up. ; )
Comment from jessca
Time June 4, 2008 at 11:48 am
but… you missed DEMF, you twat. i sure hope camping was worth it.
Comment from amanda
Time June 6, 2008 at 9:35 pm
LMAO I was gonna comment on the big boner as well…lol mmmmmm lol j/k
Comment from bkwards
Time June 11, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Haha, you're such a badass, and what the hell kind of knife is that? you fileting shiiiiit up there? I'm more scared of your Bow Skillz. <3
Comment from Lucy
Time July 22, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I'm putting the picture of you with the ywllo jacket on my heroes section on myspace
Comment from Lucy
Time July 22, 2008 at 8:57 pm
yellow* >.>…
Comment from amanda
Time May 27, 2008 at 9:36 pm
lmfaooo smelled like a giant taint!omg lol How do you know what that smells like? My fave pic of you is in the yellow jacket.Really great pic of you!