Well, it’s Friday again and I don’t have much time for another update, but I’d like to quickly write about a stupid bitch.

Facebook and Myspace have really networking easier for a lot of people. You can find an online niche for almost any hobby, no matter how absurd. For instance, I probably wouldn’t have any friends today if it wasn’t for the Brazilian fart fetish chat room that I found on AOL back in 1996. Since then, I’ve learned not to be ashamed of who I am.

One girl who didn’t realize the networking power of today’s social websites is Amanda Hudson, from England.

Pretty hot huh? She’s sixteen you fuckers. Still hot though.

Amanda is one of those rich girls born into some big money. For her 16th birthday party, she decided to post bulletins on Bebo, Facebook, and Myspace - inviting all to come to her party. In the invite, she said that the party would have tons of alcohol and a sweet DJ. Guess what happened next?

Over 400 people - most of them not even her friends - showed up at the party and just fuckin’ trashed the place. Over $10,000 in jewelry was stolen, along with half of Amanda’s wardrobe. Nearly everything in the house was broken or ruined as kids threw furniture into the pool, soiled the carpet, fucked in her mom’s bed, and vomited on the walls. Had I been there, I would’ve at least been partially responsible for all of those offenses.

A picture from the party. Who’s gettin’ date raped tonight!?

The cops showed up and shut down the party at the $10 million home, but the damage was so extreme that Amanda got grounded. Yeah that’s right… grounded.

You go to a party at a middle-class home and everything usually goes alright. Let a rich kid throw a crazy bash in a multi-million dollar mansion and everyone just feels the need to destroy everything that doesn’t belong to them. This is the first time I’ve said this and meant it - I love the direction that today’s youth is heading. Rock on dudes and have a good weekend. Fuck some shit up.

Oh, and just for fun, I still have to point out that this girl is only sixteen.

Keep those dirty thoughts to yourself.