Celebrity Ed McMahon, 85, is about to default on his mortgage after falling behind almost $650,000 in payments. If you’re under the age of 23, you probably don’t even know who Ed McMahon is.

You may recognize him from the popular TV show “Star Search,” which was like American Idol but a lot less faggy.

No?

Then maybe you’ve seen him in the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes commercials. You know, where they give out those giant $10,000,000 checks to unsuspecting families.

FUCK YOU, ED McMAHON!

This is what you get for making millions of Americans believe that they could actually win one of those big ass checks.