I am taking this personally
posted on June 12th, 2008 by Dustin at 2:54 pm (EST) with 13 Comments
If the city of Lovington, New Mexico was a person, I would punch it in the face for being stupid.
This week, Lovington school board officials approved a dress code amendment banning facial hair in their public junior and high schools. Even the almighty Zeus is shocked by this decision.
“They’re banning WHAT?”
For the life of me, I can’t think of a single scenario in which facial hair has become such a nuisance to a school district that they have to prohibit students from growing sideburns below their earlobes. This is preposterous!
The district also banned sagging pants. Wow guys, way to be about 10 years behind on that one. Nobody even sags their pants anymore because these days it’s all about not wearing underwear. All the celebrities are doing it.
“I didn’t wear panties tonight so have your cameras ready!”
Board President Lynda “Bitchface Asshole” McGinnes says, “students will perform better when more is expected of them.”
Pfffft.
If a school forced me to wake up and shave every morning, the only thing I’d be more likely to do is take a shit in the faculty lounge coffee pot.
Yes, those are little chunks of corn in the turd.
I urge all of you to e-mail Lynda McGinnes and give her a piece of your mind – unless you support this bullshit. In that case, I urge you to jump off a building and try to land head-first onto something really hard. You can view a copy of the e-mail I sent to Lynda here.
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Comments
Comment from amanda
Time June 12, 2008 at 4:17 pm
OMFG LMAO right as I sat closer to get a better look and thought "is that corn" I had then read where you just confirmed it!lmao you sicko…hehe
Comment from amanda
Time June 12, 2008 at 4:20 pm
ROTFLMAO I just read the email and you have me laughin so hard at the dyke haircut comment and even more at the elderly hormonal one lmaoooo you are so funny!Now I really want to lick your butthole lol j/k
Comment from Mental Case
Time June 12, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Loved the e-mail you sent her. I might send her one and maybe ask her if she suffers from vaginal dryness and needs a lubricant at her age.
Comment from Jessie Starz
Time June 12, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Banning facial hair is like banning coats. What are boys going to do when their faces get cold during the winter? And what are girls going to do when they have to look at ugly bald-faced boys at school? :angry: Blasphemous.
Comment from Blake
Time June 12, 2008 at 5:46 pm
HAHAHA DUSTIN if you tell me u sent that email i refuse to believe it i wanna read the fucking reply
Comment from Shanan
Time June 12, 2008 at 7:07 pm
haha Shibby!
Comment from allyson
Time June 13, 2008 at 2:37 am
OMFG that email is SO fucking hilarious! You have to post what she writes back..if she does! HAHA
Comment from 34
Time June 13, 2008 at 3:30 am
oh my god.. i can't stop laughing
Comment from Michelle
Time June 13, 2008 at 11:46 am
you are quite funny. :tongue:
Comment from it's me!
Time June 14, 2008 at 3:17 pm
haha someone doesn't believe you actually sent that email? he probably printed it and hand-delivered it.
Comment from Kim!
Time June 22, 2008 at 2:56 am
Eyebrows are facial hair too. Think of that. How's THAT for school spirit?!
Comment from Olivia
Time July 8, 2008 at 8:18 pm
That email was genius!
Comment from megron
Time June 12, 2008 at 3:31 pm
OMFG dustin, i laughed SO HARD at that email. jesus.