Today’s news: Death
posted on June 16th, 2008 by Dustin at 12:52 pm (EST) with 5 Comments
NBC newsman Tim Russert died of a massive heart attack on Friday while doing voice-over work for a show. He was only 58-years-old and his death came as a complete shock to everyone because he was thought to be a healthy individual.
“Yay! I’m goin’ to heaven!”
I have here a written transcript of what Tim was saying at the moment of his death:
“La la la, I’m Tim Russert and it’s a jolly day to be alive.
You know, I don’t think anything bad can happen today.
On my way to work, I saw gas prices drop and I also saw a pretty rainbow.
It’s days like this that makes me truly happy to be ali-ACK UGHHH MPHHH!”
I was not shocked by Tim’s death, however. One of my friend’s messaged me and said, “OMG Tim Russert died today!!1″ and I’m like, “Who the fuck is that?”
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Comment from Angela
Time June 16, 2008 at 1:47 pm
LMAO at the comment above me :laughing:
Comment from Maria Concepcion Rodriguez de Jesus
Time June 16, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Who cares? :]
Comment from Caitasaurusrex
Time June 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
He was fat… Therefore a heart attack was inevitable. There's no need for them to go all out for the poor unfortunate fat tv anchor..Unless they wanna do it for everyone.. Now, if got his balls blown off saving puppies from terrorists I can understand the media coverage.. 
Comment from happy camper
Time June 17, 2008 at 3:04 am
yea bro that sucks my song on myspace is fuckin kool…look up mishka
Comment from Mental Case
Time June 16, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Pretty sad at 58. way to young. One the lighter side, summer is here and you know what that means!! Yes, the freedom to wear shorts and let one side of the ball sack to hang out. Just letting the ladies see what they could have bounce off their chin