Tiger Woods wins! Five people pretend to care.
posted on June 17th, 2008 by Dustin at 8:13 pm (EST) with 7 Comments
Yesterday was a big day for Tiger Woods. He won his 14th major, and 65th PGA Tour title.
“I’m so happy I won. If I wasn’t good at golf, I’d NEVER get any pussy.”
You know, I think it’s a little arrogant for Tiger to win another tournament. The guy won’t stop winning. Do you know how that makes the other golfers feel?
He breaks not one, but two clubs. Brutal.
I don’t know how he’s made it this far without being assassinated. Oh yeah, probably because it’s GOLF and nobody gives a fuck. Watching my grandmother make a quilt would be more interesting.
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Comment from boy
Time June 18, 2008 at 3:46 am
they need some kind of limit to keep it somewhat interesting
Comment from amanda
Time June 18, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I couldnt give a fuck less…..
Comment from Ass Cheeks
Time June 19, 2008 at 4:22 am
Golf is AWESOME
Comment from Ass Cheeks 2
Time June 19, 2008 at 4:23 am
Yes, I Agree with Ass Cheeks.
Comment from Jake
Time June 19, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Coincidentally Tiger was responsible for a mass internet suspected DDOS attack. Which turned out to actually be LIVE streamed footage of the tourney. And I wanna start a petition to make golf an ACTIVITY, and not a god damn sport. Its not a sport. Neither is bowling. Fuck.. :angry:
Comment from gambino!!
Time June 21, 2008 at 7:03 pm
god damn!!! man hahahahaahahaha oh shit, you drew a fuckin dick on the trophy hahaha!!oh shit im wasted and this flick is slick
Comment from Mental Case
Time June 17, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Golf is…..constipation…