Father of the Day
posted on June 18th, 2008 by Dustin at 7:57 pm (EST) with 4 Comments
Just like most of my recent stories, this one also comes from Florida. You guys crack me up.
Hey, speaking of crack, I’d just like to congratulate Theodore Hall for being Sidecarsally’s Father of the Day!
Good ol’ Teddy was busted yesterday while making cocaine deliveries – with his three small children in the car.
Cocaine: Fun for the whole family!
The kids were returned to their mother and Ted is being held on $34,000 bail.
I love our country: “Oh, you drove around town soliciting prostitutes with your kids in the car and you used their lunch money? Just pay us $2,000 and you can return home until your court date in two years.”
You see, there is a little bit of freedom left in America. You just have to get into trouble first to take advantage of it.
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Comment from matt
Time June 22, 2008 at 1:01 pm
first, have you ever seen metalacoplyse? its on adult swim, im sure you have, that pic remindes me of roxo the cocaine clown. now to be for real, me being a young father of a two year old and this fucking asshole to do some stupid shit like that, i just want to tell this stupid fucker that i wouldnt ever even smoke in the car with my son, fool he is, i hoe he get ass raped and dies from loss of blood analy, if he dosent im going to get him from the grassy noel
Comment from me
Time June 27, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Heh, my dealer brings his kids with him when he meets me too.
Comment from matt
Time July 1, 2008 at 12:44 pm
thats dumb. like your crack
Comment from 2dd
Time June 19, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Best pic ever. Jump looks alot like David Lee Roth's trademark jump. That explains a lot . . .