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I assume that most of you that visit this site on a regular basis have decent reading skills, otherwise, you wouldn’t find half of this shit funny. That said, I’d like to rant for a second about the common misuse of the word “your.”
I learned about the difference between “your” and “you’re” in third grade. It’s an easy concept to grasp; You’re is a contraction of two words - you and are . You use it when making a statement about someone.
Here’s an example: You’re a fucking piece of shit and I hate you.
Got it?
The word your is a pronoun and possessive form of the word you .
For example: Your mom left her dildo at my house.
Please, feel free to pass this knowledge on the next time you notice someone using these words incorrectly. Make sure you sound very condescending and call them a fucking ass-hat too 
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Dustin @ 12:09 pm |
hell yeah, i'm punching the first dumbass i see today
Comment by tommy — June 20, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
LMAO… Love the examples… This is also a huge pet peeve of mine. :angry:
Comment by Ray — June 20, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
I cant spell worth of shit, to my hits to the brain by fist , bat and mescaline. I like it, feels like runny egg whites.
Comment by Mental Case — June 20, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
hey i was right! haha i am such a grammar nazi, i actually get upset when people do that. it's annoying 8=============D
Comment by it's me! — June 20, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
SO TRUE!!!! AND THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE COURAGE TO BRING THIS TO LIGHT!!!LMAO!!!
Comment by wizegurl30 — June 20, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
That is pretty fucking annoying. Almost as annoying as people who TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS AND USE EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION!!!!! God I hate those rectum lickers.
Comment by merkin — June 20, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
haha i HATE when people don't spell those two correctly..drives me bonkers! hahaha and i love the examples
Comment by danielle — June 20, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
It would appear that you should have taken a scan through your site for this particular error before making this post. Unless you only entered third grade within the last few posts.
Comment by Pretentious Asshole — June 20, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
I'm talking about people with the spelling ability of a pre-third grader. If you wanna talk about maturity, I'd say I'm about kindergarten. Thanks
Comment by Dustin — June 20, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
Ya know what one really irks me? "Then" and "than". Well, that and "there", "their", and "they're". And while I'm thinking about it, "to", "too", and "two". Ohh, never mind. I'm a grammar snob. I could go on for days.
Comment by Rachel Reine — June 20, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
effect vs. affect mistakes annoy me
Comment by perv — June 20, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
When people say u, or ur, that pisses me off, in fact, that picture pretty much sums up the grammar mistakes I hate.
Comment by Travis — June 20, 2008 @ 7:13 pm
i man u never made a example of your
Comment by gambizi — June 20, 2008 @ 7:46 pm
your my hero, dustin. thanks for explaining the difference.
Comment by 34 — June 20, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
word. it's really not that fucking hard.
Comment by cakeface — June 21, 2008 @ 6:51 am
OMG thank you SO FUCKING much for that. That's like my #1 pet peeve. It makes me want to kill unicorns.
Comment by Kim! — June 22, 2008 @ 2:39 am
oh, well im still learning, i really dont mind how often i fuck up when it comes to writing/typing, its just the feeling of pouring your/you're words quickly to get you're/your point across. well ill keep that in mind, thank you
Comment by matt — June 22, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
haha couldn't agree with u more, i've gotten pissed about that plenty of times! here's my entry from awhile ago about the damn word… http://chiknamedjojo.livejournal.com/84196.html
Comment by joey — June 26, 2008 @ 9:43 pm