“Hey, can you give me a hand?”
Months ago, I wrote about a guy who got his nipples cut off and cast into clear resin plugs to wear in his ears.
You ain’t cool until you get a pair of these.
A major downside to removing your nipples so you can wear them in your ears is that you only have two of them. Knowing me, I’d wake up one morning and realize that one of the nipple plugs had fallen out in my sleep and I cut them off for nothing - you see, nobody wears just one nipple plug.
Wow, I’ve already said “nipple” five times. I’m done using that word. From now on, they will be called “tweaky knobs.”
If lopping off your tweaky knobs is disturbing to you, then you’d need to invent a new word to describe what identical twins Ryan and Dave decided to do.
Dave was a medical student and Ryan was a piercer, although they were both heavily into the piercing and tattoo scene. After becoming bored with standard body modifications, they took shit to the extreme. Let’s start with the most minor of the two body mods - the alien finger.
According to a bmezine.com interview with the twins, the process went like this:
“First we removed the centre joint of my finger, along with the skin and just over an inch of overhanging tendon. Then we split Ryan’s finger at the end of the first joint. It was relatively easy to insert the extra joint, especially since we had so much extra tendon to play with.”
I think they should have used a different finger because the shocker doesn’t even use the ring finger. That’s no fun.
Now, onto the good stuff. The more extreme operation involved amputating Dave’s right arm and reattaching it behind Ryan’s right pectoral muscle.
Although the amputated arm healed perfectly on Dave’s body, it’s just a limp limb that hangs there looking awesome - it doesn’t actually have any mechanical use unless you need an extra limp arm to flop around when you’re acting like a retard.
It’s important to mention that these procedures were done strictly under local anesthesia with no help from a hospital.
I think this shit is fucking insane, but the part I really don’t understand is that Dave gave up half a finger and an entire arm to Ryan. What does he get out of this whole thing? Well, apparently they have some really “exciting” genital work planned. Yay!
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Dustin @ 2:56 pm |
Special thanks to Samantha for submitting the original article. Also thanks to bmezine.com for reporting on all the weird shit people are doing to their bodies.
Comment by Dustin — June 24, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
That's nasty. But thanks for the entertainment.
Comment by Brittney — June 24, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
holy fucking shit, that is fucked up, i thought the nipples were a little cool, but weird.. um, what the fuck was that ol booy thinking getting that arm put on him, wtf… i got not too much to say about that but too bad it dosent move…. could you imagine if you could put both of your arms behind your head and still jack off… o man. i would freak some mother fuckers out with that bad boy. go to a store and hand the cashier mone with your limp ass arm
Comment by matt — June 24, 2008 @ 3:54 pm
all i can say is there are some seriously bored disturbed people out there. :laughing:
Comment by Shorty from myspace — June 24, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
not my cup of tea for sure
Comment by Blake — June 24, 2008 @ 4:23 pm
I'm glad it was congenial enough for your site :tongue:
Comment by Samantha — June 24, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
OK i can understand if you removed your nipples, and even tatooed sunny side up eggs for replacements. But this is OUT OF CONTROL!!
Comment by Mental Case — June 24, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
What's the point? Years from now, like when they hate each others guts, extra body parts and missing parts, there's going to be another submission to sidecar sally reporting the murder by hacking off limpapendage and ueseless f__king finger - I want 'em back bro! :wassat:
Comment by jane — June 25, 2008 @ 12:07 am
Hey bro, give me a hand…. A little bit too literal for my blood.
Comment by Cardboard Shell — June 25, 2008 @ 2:29 am
Who knows the extra arm may come in use for cuddleing, ya know when that one arm falls asleep…. Grat shit to have then just flop that over and BAM problem solved. I do not see anything disturbing about this. I think it is BRILLIANT!! Plus its tattooed so he can say he has tats with out lieing! :laughing:
Comment by Shelby — June 25, 2008 @ 2:45 am
I'm quite sceptical on the actual reality of th arm finger thing. I have my tweaky knobs pierced(that hurt enough) but to cut them off. . . I did'nt feel very well this morning and after reading this I feel a bit worse.
Comment by Big Josh — June 25, 2008 @ 10:29 am
Check the date on that article. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/roundup.asp
Comment by biggfredd — June 25, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
I can't believe people are so stupid, cutting of your arm so your friend can hang it from his chest as a decoration….I almost cried looking at that, so gross.
Comment by laurarispoli.com — June 25, 2008 @ 6:02 pm