Congratulations, you’re an idiot.
Technology is a bitch. Things used to be so much more simple before all these hi-tech devices like cell phones, iPods, tampons, and toilet paper. I still can’t figure out how to use them correctly.
So… you wad it up and then shove it up your ass?
What’s even worse is that new technology is creeping its way into classic everyday things: ovens and refrigerators that connect to the internet and download recipes, computerized coffee tables with TVs built-in. And the worst - automatic car door locks. Oh, man.
A woman in Utah had to call 911 when the battery in her car died and she was locked in . Rescuers arrived and tried speaking with the woman through the window, but she couldn’t hear them. She motioned to one of the men to call her on her cell phone. The conversation probably went like this:
Woman: “Help! My battery died and my electric locks don’t work. I’m trapped!”
Rescuer: “Calm down, ma’am. We’ll get you through this. Do you have manual locks on your door as well?”
Woman: “Manual what? I don’t know. Is it this knob on the radio thingy? I just use remotes for everything these days.”
Rescuer: “…No. I can see it from here. That little sliding lock that says LOCK on it. Slide that to the side.”
Woman: “Oh, ok! I got it, thanks!”
Rescuer: “Wow, you stupid fucking bitch. I hope you die.”
Technology. Dun dun dunnnnn.
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Dustin @ 1:23 pm |
nothing, i just wanted to be first
Comment by me! — June 25, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
I fucking love you Dustin
Comment by Joshguns — June 25, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
everytime i get out of my boys car i cant open it till he unlocks the fucking door, god it fucking makes me want to slit his throat.. he just plays around with me when im trying to get out. what a dumb world we live in, when everything is automatic i hope they get a mechanical mistress to rub my arm when i go to sleep, or have a mechanical whore draw on my back, does anyone remember that? or was i the only one< i dont know this comment has lasted too long noe, but what a shitty world
Comment by matt — June 25, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
Just wanted to give a special thanks to Nicole Rork for submitting the original article. Thanks! I owe you a bowl of rice.
Comment by Dustin — June 25, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
tampons and toilet paper HAHAHHAHA! dustin you're funny as fuck & always make my day
Comment by danielle — June 25, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
what a dumb cunt, that's so embarrassing.
Comment by allyson — June 25, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
I would have broken all her windows. You can get out now, and this is the new gas saver/eco-friendly Al Gore A/C.
Comment by MENTAL CASE — June 25, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
lmfao
Comment by banana_stickers — June 25, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
</i>haha
Comment by tom — June 25, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Comment by Sake Dickens — June 25, 2008 @ 6:04 pm
lawl at the convo. XD
Comment by Maria Concepcion Rodriguez de Jesus — June 25, 2008 @ 9:12 pm
my car locks when the doors close after you get in. my friends are always like *bangs on window like caveman* "HOW DO I GET OUT??!!!" im like -_-
Comment by cakeface — June 26, 2008 @ 7:16 am