NBC settles with bitchy sister
America has to be one of the only countries that allows for such frivolous lawsuits as in the case of Louis W. Conradt Jr.
“I like to fuck little boys!”
Back in late 2006, Louis was online having an innocent sexual chat with a 13-year-old boy. He solicited sex with the little boy and set up a meeting place to exchange some lovin’. Louis probably thought he was about to deflower the young boy, but he was actually being set up to appear on Dateline’s show “To Catch a Dirty Fuckin’ Pervert,” also known as “To Catch a Predator.”
“So, umm… even though I’m busted, can I still see the boy I was talking to? He sounded cute.”
Louis, a former Texas district attorney, was one of the many pedophiles who was going to be busted on the show. At the last minute, he changed his mind and didn’t end up rendezvousing with the camera crew - so they went to his house instead.
Nobody knows why Louis didn’t show up. Maybe he had a last-minute change of heart and decided it was wrong to fuck children. Maybe he couldn’t find his favorite bottle of lube and was running late. Either way, Louis had already broken the law by having explicit conversations with a minor. Search warrants were signed, and the SWAT team entered his home.
The scene went like this:
SWAT: “Louis Conradt Jr, you’re under arrest for attempted child molestation.”
Lous: “Oh, shit!” *BOOM!* (blows head off)
SWAT: “Well, that was easy enough. Taco Bell, anyone?”
CAMERAMAN: “I’m kinda thinkin’ Chinese instead.”
All that’s old news, but the story was recently resurrected when Louis’ sister, Patricia Conradt, filed a $105 million lawsuit against NBC for the death of her brother. Her reason: infliction of emotional distress and violation of civil rights.
OMG.
Patricia, I hope your vagina implodes on itself and sucks you into the black hole of retardedness where you belong. I hope when you die, there’s a “STUPID CUNT” section in purgatory where you’ll be forced to watch a video of your brother shooting himself over and over.
The guy is a pe-do-phile.
You’re probably thinking that nobody would sympathize with a woman who was depressed over the fact that her child molesting brother killed himself when he was about to be exposed to the world. Well, you’d be wrong about that.
NBC settled with Patricia last week for an undisclosed amount which is undoubtedly more than the kick in the vagina she deserved for filing suit in the first place.
I’ve heard some people actually defend Patricia’s claim, saying that it wasn’t right for NBC to stalk Louis and ultimately invade his privacy.
You know, I guess they’re right. If none of this wouldn’t happen, Louis would still be living a totally normal life. Right now, he’d be on the computer sending nudes of himself to your little brother. Damn you NBC!
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Dustin @ 4:18 pm |
"Well, that was easy enough. Taco Bell, anyone?" bahahaha holy shit, i laughed so much i cried
Comment by micheeeeelle — June 30, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
Dustin does the sister have a fax number? I would like to send her a photo of my sweaty balls sticking to my inner thigh!!
Comment by Mental Case — June 30, 2008 @ 5:31 pm
btw, i was totally gonna meet some guy i met online today. for some reason, my mind's decided against it. hah.
Comment by micheeeeelle — June 30, 2008 @ 5:32 pm
This country is fucking unbelieveable.
Comment by Claudia — June 30, 2008 @ 5:37 pm
dude this is hilarious, sick but so fucking funny, i want that whore to watch her brother shoot himself over and over, i am just laughing out of control, ha, i dont even know, man, that dude is one sick fuck huh? i would have shot myself too if i liked little boys, i wish i could have shot him
Comment by matt — June 30, 2008 @ 8:18 pm
you are my kind of ruthless so i wanted to comment again about you saying "where you will be forced to watch the video of your brother shooting himself over and over. god i want her to read it so bad
Comment by matt — June 30, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
mmm taco bell (idk, thats all i could come up with. im hungry)
Comment by cakeface — June 30, 2008 @ 8:24 pm
so, one reality show out of a million has finally done some good in the world, thanks nbc for puttin one pedophile out of its misery
Comment by tommy — June 30, 2008 @ 8:26 pm
This is fucking ridiculous. Assholes like that piss me of but I'd like to be the one to kick her in the vag!na and then say Taco Bell anyone. NBC sucks ass for paying her off though. Just post her fucking face on TV.
Comment by B — June 30, 2008 @ 8:35 pm
I think more child molesters should blow off their heads! As far as the idiots that love them, and come up with ways to get money, well someone should shoot them too.. I would be utterly mortified if my brother did some shit like that, Hell I'd blow his brains out for him!
Comment by Wendy — July 1, 2008 @ 12:25 am
" Louis had already broken the law by having explicit conversations with a minor" The only catch is, he DIDN'T have conversations with a minor, he talked dirty to another adult he THOUGHT was a minor. If we're going to arrest people for what they THINK, does that mean if a guy sleeps with a 14 year old who he THINKS is 18, then that's OK?
Comment by biggfredd — July 1, 2008 @ 4:48 am
haha fredd, are arguing for the rights of child molesters? :tongue: it doesn't make it alright to bang a 14 year old that you think is 18, but it's a step in the right direction haha
Comment by Dustin — July 1, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Not at all. I'm arguing that you either prosecute people for what they think, or you don't. Don't pick and choose to do it only when it suits your purpose.
Comment by Bigg Fredd — July 1, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
What they COULD do is have a 14 year old sit down at the computer for a second while the guy is talking dirty. Then, technically he broke the law
Comment by Dustin — July 1, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
lmao at Comment by Dustin at July 01, 2008 06:10 pm What they COULD do is have a 14 year old sit down at the computer for a second while the guy is talking dirty. Then, technically he broke the law
And to "Big"Fredd STF. It's not picking and choosing. Its circumstances. You must not have any children. Even if you didn't WTF he likes to molest children. Does it really matter if it was or wasn't a minor. He didn't know it wasn't so he's intention was to do it. Well whatever but I wouldn't want any of those perves trying to get ahold of my child. Man I feel old saying that haha and I'm only 22 lol
Comment by B — July 2, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
hahaha to dustin and fred…. ill rape fred
Comment by matt — July 29, 2008 @ 10:56 pm