We all know lovable family-man rapper DMX. He’s famous for hits like “Fuck Dat Bitch in da Ass” and “Blowin’ Heads Off Niggaz Like No 2Morrow,” but he’s mainly known for his late 90’s hit “Ruff Ryders Anthem.”

C’mon… you know the words. Just sing along and have a friend say “What!” at the end of every line.

Niggaz wanna try (what),
Niggaz wanna lie (what),
Then niggaz wonder why (what),
Niggaz wanna die (what).

Aw shit, I’m feelin’ the gangsta blood coursing through my veins right now. Thanks, DMX!

DMX’s famous words: “Grrrrr Arf! Arf!”

For those of you who don’t know, DMX has had a bit of an unlucky streak with the law lately. Just since May 6th of this year, he has been arrested several times for different charges. Let’s start with May 6th, when he was arrested for driving 114 mph in Phoenix, AZ. A camera clearly captured his image and he’s got that white-knuckle fever.

“I’m doin’ 114 on the highway. So if you do the speed limit, get the fuck outta MY way.” Oops, that was Ludacris, not DMX.

Let’s move on to a month and a half down the road when DMX was arrested on June 22 in Miami for attempting to buy some weed and cocaine.

Cocaine!? A little coke never hurt anybody. Has it?

I’m going to skip his other charges and get right into his latest charge - fraud.

I think maybe DMX grew tired of the violent thug life and decided to become one of those “clever” criminals - scam artists. On Saturday, he was arrested at a mall in Phoenix, AZ for using a false name and Social Security number at a hospital to avoid paying $7,500 in medical expenses. I’m sure there was a time when DMX used to wipe his asshole with $5 bills - what the fuck happened to this man?

Here’s a little tip:

When you’re a fucking celebrity, don’t try to use an alias especially in a case of fraud. If you’re that retarded, then we probably already recognize you from the 43678436 times that your mugshot has been on the local news.

Surely we can release someone in prison for weed and just put DMX in their place for awhile.