Sidecarsally’s severe weather report
posted on July 23rd, 2008 by Dustin at 3:28 pm (EST) with 4 Comments
THIS JUST IN…
There’s a big fucking hurricane tearing through southern Texas right now. Her name is Hurricane Dolly, but she’s a mean bitch and only wants one thing: your children.
Grab your longhorns and RUN.
Hurricanes are like huge tornadoes, except not as sweet because you can’t get sucked up into a hurricane. I like to imagine the eye of a hurricane as a giant asshole that’s peaceful in the middle, but the outside is a whole mess of nasty shit. If you’re trapped right in the middle of a hurricane, just hang out under the asshole of it and you’ll be alright.
If you’re in southern Texas right now and reading this, run outside really quick and get some sweet video footage for me.
Wear a helmet because I know shit’s blowing around all over the place right now.
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Comment from wgambino
Time July 23, 2008 at 4:25 pm
hahaah that dosent seeem that fun jaja
Comment from tomduk
Time July 23, 2008 at 5:09 pm
all i hope is that nobody has to evacuate, for 3 days you couldnt leave for all the cars parked in the street. i just wanted to slap people and tell them were only 50 miles from the coast keep yalls asses moving
Comment from Lucy
Time August 16, 2008 at 2:34 am
I cant believe i never commented this.
I laughed so hard when i rread it.
You have a way with words, Dustin xD
Comment from Caitasaurus
Time July 23, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Have you ever been in a hurricane? They're alot of fun. I remember once the storm surge flooded the streets so badly there were fish and shit swimming in the ditches.