Sidecarsally’s Poetry Hole #2
Last night I posted a poem. One of my readers criticized me because the poem didn’t have a particular point to it, so I deleted it. This was poor judgment on my behalf and I received several hateful e-mails from other readers that were angry I deleted the poem.
Someone made a good point and suggested I was censoring myself. After reading that, I realized that he was right. This is my fuckin’ site and if I want to post a stupid poem about fucking horses, then I should do it and not worry about what others think.
On the other hand, I am concerned about content quality on the site, so please don’t tell me something’s good if it’s actually shit - because that last poem really was shit.
Without further adieu, I dedicate this poem I call “Lying Twat” to the other poem I deleted earlier. Rest in peace poem. Godspeed.
A little boy went to the lake
and brought himself some fancy cake.
With cake in hand, he fed a squirrel.
It turned into a little girl.
The girl ran off down to the shore
and asked the little boy for more.
But when he handed her the cake
she turned into a fucking snake.
The boy was scared.
He turned to run.
The snake said, “We should have some fun.”
It grabbed the boy
and wrapped around
until there was a breaking sound.
“You broke my back,”
exclaimed the boy.
“I’m not one of your fucking toys!”
Its vicious mouth was open wide.
It put the little boy in side.
His final thought before he died:
“That dirty bitch, she fucking lied.”
This story’s message tells the world,
“Don’t ever trust a fucking girl.”
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Dustin @ 10:47 pm |
Cute poem! haha Kind of off topic, but I just can't stand all the "can't trust a girl, all girls are mean" stuff though. You guys don't go after the nice ones that are sitting there shy, you wait for the premiscuous girls to come throw themselves at you, they are (usually) untrustworthy ones. You guys do it to yourselves. Nice girls don't wanna hear it.
haha I heard this said one too many times an just need to rant! haha
Comment by laurarispoli.com — July 25, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
You Rock my Socks!
Comment by Christina — July 25, 2008 @ 11:13 pm
I don't truthfully feel that you can't trust a woman. I'm an equal rights guy - I don't think that you can trust ANYONE :tongue: Ugh, my code was SHANE. Who the fuck is SHANE?
Comment by Dustin — July 25, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
Thats true…so fuckin funny,I LOVE IT! :laughing:
Comment by Yessica — July 25, 2008 @ 11:44 pm
I agree you up on that top comment. You can't trust a whore. Date a librarian.
Comment by claire — July 26, 2008 @ 2:07 am
Man, I'm a girl, and i couldnt agreed more. we're vicious xD
Comment by Lucy — July 26, 2008 @ 3:05 am
i think it is short and to the point, so then there is no problem with it. whoever dissed on the other one was apparently a whoreslut, a fuckface, or just a plain hater. i love sidecarsally mucho grande :laughing:
Comment by matt — July 26, 2008 @ 4:36 am
Emo much? Aww…. the little girl lied to me. waaah.. :crying: haha. just kidding. fucking stellar as always.
Comment by Cardboard Shell — July 26, 2008 @ 4:49 am
I wouldn't trust me.
Comment by Julia — July 26, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
lol. women are vicious…. and i missed the first poem rofl =(
Comment by cheese — July 26, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
Awe C'mon, you can trust me…. LOL!
Comment by Wendy — July 26, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
The girl below me can shut the fuck up. You can't trust girls, we are manipulative, end of story, and she's probably just bitching because she's on her period. Anyways it doesn't matter if your poems have no point, they have ring to them and are well formed, I don't care if it's a poem about a fucking turd you'd make it awesome. Don't EVER fucking sensor yourself you dildo. Much love, Ilora.
Comment by Iloralocalypse — July 27, 2008 @ 6:18 am
David Hasselhoff rocks
Comment by Mental Case — July 27, 2008 @ 11:12 am
Tweee heee heee haaa. :laughing:
Comment by Kim! — July 27, 2008 @ 6:50 pm
This made me smile.. :3
Comment by Caitasaurusrex — July 27, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
wow that was awesomely true.
Comment by Dj, G — July 28, 2008 @ 3:57 am
Now that's quality. You're back on top again.
Comment by Michelle — July 28, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
i cant believe you dustin… u censored yourself…. P.s. my code is piniz like suck my piniz bitch
Comment by im bored — July 29, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
If that little boy wouldn't had such a pretty cake, he'd still be here……..
Comment by teeteez — July 29, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
Granted, most girls are mean as snakes.
Comment by laurarispoli.com — July 29, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
lmfao dustin, you're so fucking funny
Comment by camilila — July 30, 2008 @ 8:03 pm