Sidecarsally’s Poetry Hole #2
posted on July 25th, 2008 by Dustin at 10:47 pm (EST) with 21 Comments
Last night I posted a poem. One of my readers criticized me because the poem didn’t have a particular point to it, so I deleted it. This was poor judgment on my behalf and I received several hateful e-mails from other readers that were angry I deleted the poem.
Someone made a good point and suggested I was censoring myself. After reading that, I realized that he was right. This is my fuckin’ site and if I want to post a stupid poem about fucking horses, then I should do it and not worry about what others think.
On the other hand, I am concerned about content quality on the site, so please don’t tell me something’s good if it’s actually shit – because that last poem really was shit.
Without further adieu, I dedicate this poem I call “Lying Twat” to the other poem I deleted earlier. Rest in peace poem. Godspeed.
A little boy went to the lake
and brought himself some fancy cake.
With cake in hand, he fed a squirrel.
It turned into a little girl.
The girl ran off down to the shore
and asked the little boy for more.
But when he handed her the cake
she turned into a fucking snake.
The boy was scared.
He turned to run.
The snake said, “We should have some fun.”
It grabbed the boy
and wrapped around
until there was a breaking sound.
“You broke my back,”
exclaimed the boy.
“I’m not one of your fucking toys!”
Its vicious mouth was open wide.
It put the little boy in side.
His final thought before he died:
“That dirty bitch, she fucking lied.”
This story’s message tells the world,
“Don’t ever trust a fucking girl.”
21 Comments - Leave One!
Comments
Comment from Christina
Time July 25, 2008 at 11:13 pm
You Rock my Socks!
Comment from Dustin
Time July 25, 2008 at 11:20 pm
I don't truthfully feel that you can't trust a woman. I'm an equal rights guy – I don't think that you can trust ANYONE :tongue: Ugh, my code was SHANE. Who the fuck is SHANE?
Comment from Yessica
Time July 25, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Thats true…so fuckin funny,I LOVE IT! :laughing:
Comment from claire
Time July 26, 2008 at 2:07 am
I agree you up on that top comment. You can't trust a whore. Date a librarian.
Comment from Lucy
Time July 26, 2008 at 3:05 am
Man, I'm a girl, and i couldnt agreed more. we're vicious xD
Comment from matt
Time July 26, 2008 at 4:36 am
i think it is short and to the point, so then there is no problem with it. whoever dissed on the other one was apparently a whoreslut, a fuckface, or just a plain hater. i love sidecarsally mucho grande :laughing:
Comment from Cardboard Shell
Time July 26, 2008 at 4:49 am
Emo much? Aww…. the little girl lied to me. waaah.. :crying: haha. just kidding. fucking stellar as always.
Comment from Julia
Time July 26, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I wouldn't trust me.
Comment from cheese
Time July 26, 2008 at 5:43 pm
lol. women are vicious…. and i missed the first poem rofl =(
Comment from Wendy
Time July 26, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Awe C'mon, you can trust me…. LOL!
Comment from Iloralocalypse
Time July 27, 2008 at 6:18 am
The girl below me can shut the fuck up. You can't trust girls, we are manipulative, end of story, and she's probably just bitching because she's on her period. Anyways it doesn't matter if your poems have no point, they have ring to them and are well formed, I don't care if it's a poem about a fucking turd you'd make it awesome. Don't EVER fucking sensor yourself you dildo. Much love, Ilora.
Comment from Mental Case
Time July 27, 2008 at 11:12 am
David Hasselhoff rocks
Comment from Kim!
Time July 27, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Tweee heee heee haaa. :laughing:
Comment from Caitasaurusrex
Time July 27, 2008 at 7:44 pm
This made me smile.. :3
Comment from Dj, G
Time July 28, 2008 at 3:57 am
wow that was awesomely true.
Comment from Michelle
Time July 28, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Now that's quality. You're back on top again.
Comment from im bored
Time July 29, 2008 at 12:30 pm
i cant believe you dustin… u censored yourself…. P.s. my code is piniz like suck my piniz bitch
Comment from teeteez
Time July 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm
If that little boy wouldn't had such a pretty cake, he'd still be here……..
Comment from laurarispoli.com
Time July 29, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Granted, most girls are mean as snakes.
Comment from camilila
Time July 30, 2008 at 8:03 pm
lmfao dustin, you're so fucking funny
Comment from laurarispoli.com
Time July 25, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Cute poem! haha Kind of off topic, but I just can't stand all the "can't trust a girl, all girls are mean" stuff though. You guys don't go after the nice ones that are sitting there shy, you wait for the premiscuous girls to come throw themselves at you, they are (usually) untrustworthy ones. You guys do it to yourselves. Nice girls don't wanna hear it.
haha I heard this said one too many times an just need to rant! haha