Balls or boobs?
posted on July 29th, 2008 by Dustin at 2:37 pm (EST) with 18 Comments
Someone asked me today if I’m bisexual.
The answer to this question is complicated:
No.
To further prove my sexuality, I drew a picture to show you the daily choices that I’m faced with and how I handle those choices. This should clear things up.
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Comments
Comment from brooke.
Time July 29, 2008 at 3:31 pm
ahah. wow. this shit cracks me up.
Comment from me!
Time July 29, 2008 at 3:35 pm
so what you hate both? haha look at your mad stick figure face it looks like the penis is chasing you and the boobs are running away!
Comment from crystal
Time July 29, 2008 at 3:39 pm
maybe you're just in denial
Comment from Cardboard Shell
Time July 29, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Those are probably the finest stick figures I've ever seen. Fine as in good; not fine as in sexy… oh wait… that too.
Comment from Olivia Newton-John
Time July 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I remember you dancing with a dude at boogie fever. I still question your sexuality.
Comment from crystal
Time July 29, 2008 at 3:52 pm
or you could have mentioned your girlfriend… usually when you have one of those it shows that you like girls. and boobs… especially really really nice ones like mine! duh.
Comment from matt
Time July 29, 2008 at 3:54 pm
those stick whores are awesome, the one that you are supposed to be looks like you too, i laughed a little, but i thought you were gay ol boy? ha nah, im playing
Comment from John E.
Time July 29, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Oh Dustin. I am sure you've been curious now and then. LOL.
Comment from josh
Time July 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm
the middle one needed a mullet….
Comment from nate
Time July 29, 2008 at 4:29 pm
haha so I take it the comment you made to me about having a guy shave his knuckles and paint his finger nails to jerk you off was a joke….
Comment from seegs
Time July 29, 2008 at 7:00 pm
well one time you recited the butt sex scene from brokeback m0untain with extreme detail. i always pondered if you were gay before that, but now i am sure. GAY
Comment from seegs
Time July 29, 2008 at 7:06 pm
well one time you recited the butt sex scene from brokeback m0untain with extreme detail. i always pondered if you were gay before that, but now i am sure. GAY
Comment from Lucy
Time July 29, 2008 at 9:24 pm
LMFAO! XD
Comment from Kyle
Time July 29, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Gay, Straight, Bi, Trans; they are all just labels… it's when you stick your dick in a hot manly hole that you raise eyebrows lol
Comment from Maria Concepcion Rodriguez de Jesus
Time July 31, 2008 at 1:44 am
lawl, you crack me up. xd
Comment from laurarispoli.com
Time July 31, 2008 at 2:55 pm
You look pretty indecisive in that diagram
Comment from Angus
Time August 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm
lol u need ur dustache
Comment from Dustin
Time July 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Special thanks to Tammara for asking me if I like smoking pole (in a more subtle way).