July 29, 2008

Balls or boobs?

Someone asked me today if I’m bisexual.

The answer to this question is complicated:

No.

To further prove my sexuality, I drew a picture to show you the daily choices that I’m faced with and how I handle those choices. This should clear things up.

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18 Comments »

  1. Special thanks to Tammara for asking me if I like smoking pole (in a more subtle way).

    Comment by Dustin — July 29, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

  2. ahah. wow. this shit cracks me up.

    Comment by brooke. — July 29, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

  3. so what you hate both? haha look at your mad stick figure face it looks like the penis is chasing you and the boobs are running away!

    Comment by me! — July 29, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

  4. maybe you're just in denial

    Comment by crystal — July 29, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

  5. Those are probably the finest stick figures I've ever seen. Fine as in good; not fine as in sexy… oh wait… that too.

    Comment by Cardboard Shell — July 29, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

  6. I remember you dancing with a dude at boogie fever. I still question your sexuality.

    Comment by Olivia Newton-John — July 29, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

  7. or you could have mentioned your girlfriend… usually when you have one of those it shows that you like girls. and boobs… especially really really nice ones like mine! duh.

    Comment by crystal — July 29, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

  8. those stick whores are awesome, the one that you are supposed to be looks like you too, i laughed a little, but i thought you were gay ol boy? ha nah, im playing

    Comment by matt — July 29, 2008 @ 3:54 pm

  9. Oh Dustin. I am sure you've been curious now and then. LOL.

    Comment by John E. — July 29, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

  10. the middle one needed a mullet….

    Comment by josh — July 29, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

  11. haha so I take it the comment you made to me about having a guy shave his knuckles and paint his finger nails to jerk you off was a joke….

    Comment by nate — July 29, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

  12. well one time you recited the butt sex scene from brokeback m0untain with extreme detail. i always pondered if you were gay before that, but now i am sure. GAY

    Comment by seegs — July 29, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

  13. well one time you recited the butt sex scene from brokeback m0untain with extreme detail. i always pondered if you were gay before that, but now i am sure. GAY

    Comment by seegs — July 29, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

  14. LMFAO! XD

    Comment by Lucy — July 29, 2008 @ 9:24 pm

  15. Gay, Straight, Bi, Trans; they are all just labels… it's when you stick your dick in a hot manly hole that you raise eyebrows lol

    Comment by Kyle — July 29, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

  16. lawl, you crack me up. xd

    Comment by Maria Concepcion Rodriguez de Jesus — July 31, 2008 @ 1:44 am

  17. You look pretty indecisive in that diagram

    Comment by laurarispoli.com — July 31, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

  18. lol u need ur dustache

    Comment by Angus — August 5, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

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