Mommy & Clyde
posted on July 31st, 2008 by Dustin at 5:58 pm (EST) with 11 Comments
You’re a desperate woman who needs some cash. You decide to rob a credit union, but need to make some preparations. After some careful plotting, your checklist is complete:
Yellow rubber gloves – check.
Baseball cap – check.
Sunglasses – check.
8-month-old fetus in your womb – check.
Baby toddler waiting in car outside – check.
Meet Wonder Mom, Erica Smith. On Tuesday morning, she walked into a central Florida credit union – 8 months pregnant – with intentions on robbing the place. Worse yet, she left her toddler waiting in the car outside.
Well, at least the kid wasn’t the getaway driver.
“Sorry mom, this is where we part ways.”
The news report didn’t elaborate on the robbery, so I don’t know if Erica made off with any cash, but police caught up with her after a witness noted her license plate. Her bail was set at $100,000, so I’m assuming that she’s still sitting in jail at this moment and wondering what she did wrong.
Needless to say, this is not model parenting. Geez, Erica – are you retarded or something? If you’re going to bring your kids along to a robbery, at least give them a gun so they can keep an eye on the witnesses. If she would have had a “lookout child,” she could have gotten away and this story would have been a lot more interesting to read.
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Comment from matt
Time July 31, 2008 at 6:26 pm
i agree, except it was probaly for crack cocaine. and now her kids suffer cause she couldn't be smarter and run on foot into the woods. There ain't no way you're catching a crackhead with a big bag of money! oh yeah' what was her weapon of choice dustin? did you figure that out?
Comment from juicy starburts
Time July 31, 2008 at 7:25 pm
nice nice jajaja
Comment from Lucy
Time July 31, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Aw i feel bad for her xD!
Comment from Lucy
Time July 31, 2008 at 8:07 pm
But she is still a bad mother for taking her kid o.o…
Comment from Kim!
Time August 1, 2008 at 4:16 am
Wait… Isn't that normal? Lol
Comment from Angela
Time August 1, 2008 at 4:41 am
Only in Florida. hahahaha 
Comment from me!
Time August 1, 2008 at 4:39 pm
once again, i am ashamed to live here. although it could just be that we're the COOLEST state, and all eyes are focused on us so good news or bad, it's coming from here. but probably not.
Comment from Caitasaurus
Time August 1, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Oh Florida..
Comment from jessica
Time August 2, 2008 at 1:58 pm
oh not ANOTHER story from florida are they all retarded there??? :tongue:
Comment from Shorty
Time August 4, 2008 at 11:12 am
and the mother of the year award goes to….not you, you stupid bitch! lol! some people really need to be kept from society!
Comment from gambino
Time July 31, 2008 at 6:12 pm
awwww that sux !!!! =[ i feel bad for her i think shes a great mother, she just wants to help her kids