Get your pubes did
posted on August 4th, 2008 by Dustin at 8:04 pm (EST) with 10 Comments
This is a pubic service announcement:
I was wondering today why there is such a lack of unique pubic hair. There is a person I’d like to call the “pube bandit” who works in the same building as I do. Every time I go to use the urinal, there is a handful of 2-4 inch long pubes around the rim of it. It looks like Weird Al shaved his head over the toilet.
I want to find out who the pube bandit really is so I can give them some personal suggestions on what to do with their pubes. I mean, it’s August for cryin’ out loud. His crotch is probably moister than the folds of Rosie O’Donnell’s back-tits.
And she’s wearing a thong? /masturbate
One style of facial hair that became obsolete after Hulk Hogan’s career fizzled out is the handle bar mustache. I think we can learn a lot about pube styling from looking at other peoples’ faces. Today, girls either shave their snatches bald, let it grow to ungodly lengths, or trim some ridiculous landing strip or heart above their box. I propose that you get a little more creative with it. I want to rip off a girls panties and see a bushstache downstairs with the ends curled up.
My dream girl. /cum
Let’s start a pube-o-lution!
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Comments
Comment from Dustin
Time August 4, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Really it depends on what color they are. My code is TRANT. Like your mom is a trantsexual.
Comment from take it ez
Time August 4, 2008 at 8:29 pm
dustin stay calm! we know u like seeing other dudes naked… bushtache lol. Ps. code is ingsi. take it ingsi dustin!
Comment from I'm not tellin'
Time August 5, 2008 at 3:55 am
I can't believe I just read this. I wear my pubes just like this, and I call her my "Seen Your Princess"….. :laughing:
Comment from sly
Time August 5, 2008 at 4:08 am
LOL the bushstache.ill try that one next time. and dont diss the back tits haha
Comment from Killerwit
Time August 5, 2008 at 4:16 am
I trim the above-the-dick area often during the summer. Shaving the nuts is a bitch though. All that flattening of the sack along a single plane, delicate rozer grazes, etc. So, yeah, balls fairly hairy. In fact, it looks like a chewed was of gum that someone dropped on the floor. My Captcha code is "amirs". As in: "I amirs. Be giving me yo' taxes."
Comment from Killerwit
Time August 5, 2008 at 4:19 am
Yeah, I misspelled razor…. and wad.
Comment from Lima
Time August 7, 2008 at 11:22 am
haha ima tell my gf to do her pubes differnt every day of the week lmao
captcha: buckin as in im buckin your mom 
i think.. hahah
Comment from matthew
Time August 7, 2008 at 5:10 pm
rosies back tits, ….classic
Comment from elebaud
Time August 7, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Caitasaurus–Only if you’re still 8 years old.
Comment from Caitasaurus
Time August 4, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Pubes are icky..