25 minutes in heaven
posted on August 7th, 2008 by Dustin at 5:43 pm (EST) with 11 Comments
I couldn’t help but get a half-boner while reading this story from Texas. It’s like a scene from my favorite porno; 26 cheerleaders crammed into a single elevator together and having hot lesbian sex. Well, they weren’t actually having sex, but they were all jammed in an elevator and there was probably some boob-touching goin’ on in there. Maybe even a couple of the girls’ boobs were touching other girls’ boobs. That’s good enough for me!
Goddammit, I fucking love cheerleaders.
University of Texas security guards were unimpressed by a large group of high school cheerleaders who thought it would be funny to test the maximum weight capacity of an elevator. The 15 person capacity was nearly doubled when the girls piled in and the elevator stalled in between floors. It takes over 3,000 lbs to stall an elevator. That’s like… *doing math*… 4 of your moms combined. I divided 3,000 lbs by 26 people and the quotient (you like those fancy math words) was 115 lbs. Since they exceeded it, I think it’s safe to say that there were a few fatties aboard.
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“Gooooo TEXAS!”
After a daring 25-minute rescue, the girls were fine – minus the claustrophobic one that fainted. You know, I really hope they learned a lesson from this. Eat less food. Nobody likes a fat cheerleader stuck in an elevator.
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Comment from Johnny
Time August 7, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Nobody likes a fat cheerleader (evar)
captcha code = fliger
Comment from Caitasaurus
Time August 7, 2008 at 6:08 pm
And cheerleaders wonder why people say they have no brain cells..
Girls like that make me cringe..
Comment from Claudia
Time August 7, 2008 at 6:18 pm
The lack of intelligence of cheerleaders never fails to amuse me.
How incredibly hot. I think my panties are wet.
Comment from david tyler
Time August 7, 2008 at 8:01 pm
wow what a bunch of dumbasses
thats just an excuse for them to get all hot together
Comment from Steph Little
Time August 7, 2008 at 9:19 pm
i was a band geek in high school! lol.
cute, right? ;]
Comment from Ryan
Time August 7, 2008 at 10:59 pm
why does the circled ass look like a dudes ass Dustin?
Comment from michelle A
Time August 7, 2008 at 11:13 pm
I like the new site layout but what’s with all the cats on the banner for the page?
Comment from Papa Bear SLIM
Time August 8, 2008 at 7:58 am
Yea Dustin… that looks like a guy’s rump you had circled there.
Wish I were on that elevator…”What should we do with our last minutes on this planet ladies?!”
Comment from Kimmo
Time August 8, 2008 at 8:38 am
Oh wow that’s epic!
Lol, love the new look.
….Fatty fat fat.
Comment from dave
Time August 8, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I’m from Austin, so i’ve heard a lot about this story. They were 13 year olds, so its not quite as hot as you might imagine. Sorry to break it to you. That does mean there are some fat 13 year old cheerleaders out there though.
Comment from Dustin
Time August 7, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Special thanks to William Allen for submitting the original story.