World’s tallest woman dies
posted on August 13th, 2008 by Dustin at 3:50 pm (EST) with 9 Comments
It’s a sad day for the circus.
The world’s tallest woman, Sandy Allen, died at the age of 53 today after suffering from serious health problems for quite some time.
OMG, look how cute that old ass lady is.
Sandy stood 7′7″ tall, which is like 42 meters or something for you non-Americans reading this. She was born a normal size, but a tumor in her pituitary gland made her body grow to a gimongous size. I wish I could develop a disease like that for my penis.
No exact cause of death has been stated yet, but Sandy has been in the Guinness Book of World Records since the 70s. She spent her life traveling around and teaching people about what it’s like to be tall. I don’t know how this is really helpful to anyone though. I’m 6′3″ (39 meters tall) and can tell you that the only benefit of being tall is that people bug you all the time to reach high objects.
Sandy did nothing wrong in her life, so I can’t really poke fun of her. Well… she did kind of resemble Ronald McDonald.
RIP, Sandy. You’re serving Big Macs in heaven now.
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Comment from Camila
Time August 13, 2008 at 4:29 pm
The world’s tallest woman lives in Japan or China…
Or maybe she died… and this was the tallest woman…
hmmm
Comment from Metal Mistress
Time August 13, 2008 at 6:21 pm
42 meters??
hahaha as an un-american i reckon it would me more like…4 or 5 meters.
i have to smoke like 8 meters away from my work entrance and that like….*calculates* maybe 15 regular steps away.
But i get ya point….She was a huuuge bitch
when i see stories like this i cant help but go to the sex option…that might be something i should talk to someone about hahaha.
what the hell would sex have been like with this woman…..
ill just leave you with that lil mental image
Comment from Zaeth
Time August 13, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Yeah… that is just freakishly huge.
I am 6′5″ almost 6′6″ and its frustrating already… but being a full foot taller? screw that. Cut me off at the knees.
Comment from Kimmo
Time August 15, 2008 at 8:23 am
I thought the tallest female douchenozzle in the world was De-Fen Yao from Chiner.
Damn you Discovery Health! Liars and hippies, that’s what they all are.
Comment from J’aime Le
Time August 16, 2008 at 9:17 am
haha as a un-american 7′7 is not 42 m.
LOL.
42 metres is like taller than a freaken two story house man ! LOL.
its 235 CM LOL.
haha good story though.
Sad that she died ):
Comment from david tyler
Time August 16, 2008 at 12:07 pm
goddammit metal mistress left me with a disgusting image
IMAGINE sex with this woman. thats disgusting.
freakishly huge lady. a shame at only 53 
im short im like 5′8 but whatever.
Comment from david tyler
Time August 16, 2008 at 12:08 pm
oh yeah and that old lady is really is cute XD
captcha was “humper”…. O.o
Comment from Graeme
Time August 18, 2008 at 10:10 pm
That last picture and quote pretty much made my day.
Comment from Lucy
Time August 13, 2008 at 4:11 pm
aw the old lady was so cute haha xD
i dont have this problem because i stand about 4′11
haha.
wow im so gay