Godzilla Jr.
posted on August 20th, 2008 by Dustin at 7:04 pm (EST) with 14 Comments
Sorry for the lack of updates today. I quit smoking cigarettes and it’s been rough. I wish I could grow to the size of Jupiter and kick our planet into the sun, where everyone (except my readers) would perish in a fiery rage.
When I’m feeling angry, I like to unwind by watching violent TV shows. I came across something yesterday and it might possibly be one of the best ideas in our lifetime. Picture this: Godzilla vs. Mothra, but on a much smaller scale.
I’m not talking about action figures. I’m talking about Japanese Bug Fighting. In Japan, almost everything is legal – drugs, murder, rape, and bug fighting. Yeah, that’s right. Bug fighting.
In America, we can’t have bug fights because of pesky organizations like PETA. If you’re a PETA supporter, then I suggest you do a little research on why the founder, Ingrid Newkirk, is a hypocritical shitass who deserves to be stuffed in a cage and hooked to a milk machine until her ovaries implode.
Anyways, back to the bug fighting. The popular Japanese show pits insects against each other in a dual to the death. Since I have been a slacker today, I figured I could at least introduce you to something new and awesome, so feast your eyes on the future of animal cruelty:
I’m not a fan of wasps, but I fucking hate centipedes, so I was really disappointed with the outcome of this fight. Some people call this animal cruelty, but I think that’s bullshit. They are bugs. As far as I’m concerned, if you wouldn’t allow something to crawl all over you and sleep in your bed at night, then you should definitely be allowed to cram it in a small arena with an equally disgusting creature and let them kill each other.
I tried to stage my own bug fight but all I had was pubic crabs and head lice. You need some kind of high-powered camera with macro ability to even see what was going on.
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Comment from Ryan
Time August 20, 2008 at 7:38 pm
crabs definitely win!
Comment from Irrational
Time August 20, 2008 at 9:30 pm
lol @ pubic crabs and head lice. Living in Arizona I come across scorpions a lot. I keep them as pets in a fishtank. I’d like to start an underground scopion fighting syndicate. Just a thought.
Comment from Angela
Time August 20, 2008 at 9:42 pm
That was awesome. I never knew bugs fought each other. I wish I could see the pubic crabs/head lice fight though…
Comment from blackhand
Time August 20, 2008 at 10:09 pm
wow thats cool. i was biking saw a centipede and a spider fighting.. ran em both over….
code:cancoc like omg its stuck in a can coc stuck in a can!!!
Comment from Nikki
Time August 20, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Hahaha. Bug fighting…thats just about great and a half…
Maybe instead of crabs and lice…you should do those massive bugs that only show up in like Florida in the hotels that are supposed to be 5 star hotels. Haha
Comment from Kyle
Time August 21, 2008 at 3:16 am
You sir, are a comedic genius, havent laughed this much in absolutely ages. Forwarded.
Comment from Metal Mistress
Time August 21, 2008 at 9:48 am
that rules!!!
that wasp was insane….the centipede was trying to get out the whole time and the wasp just kept going back for more
the little fucker didnt give up tho gotta give him kudos for that hahaha
your right, if your going to kill a spider the least you could do is make it entertaining
Comment from Baby
Time August 21, 2008 at 11:52 am
Haha one time I put a hobo spider in a jar with a black widow . . . Oh man it was some funny stuff . . . yeah the widow won. =]
Comment from Cari
Time August 21, 2008 at 12:15 pm
well that was disgusting.
thanks for the update.
i am so proud of you for quitting smoking.
its a disgusting habit.
enjoy your day.
** chew straws its helps or so im told.
Comment from Camila
Time August 21, 2008 at 4:19 pm
lmfao
I always wondered why god invented bugs… now I know.
Comment from Kimbo??
Time August 21, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Lol… Nice.
Comment from Lucy
Time August 21, 2008 at 6:13 pm
In America, we can’t have bug fights because of pesky organizations like PETA. If you’re a PETA supporter, then I suggest you do a little research on why the founder, Ingrid Newkirk, is a hypocritical shitass who deserves to be stuffed in a cage and hooked to a milk machine until her ovaries implode.
dude that was amazing. I FUCKING HATE PETA
Comment from Shelby
Time August 22, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Haha Thas effin great. I am going to hve my Little brother translate the comentary for me so he can tell me exactly what they say… hat was effin amazing!
Comment from realdizzy
Time August 20, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Hey, congrats on quitting smoking. I did it about 10 years ago and I’m really, really glad I did. Oh, and thanks for a new update! I find myself checking your site a few times a day and I’m always happy when you’ve posted something new.
So yeah, bugs suck.