My perils continue into the week. I’ll have a good post for you later when I get back from the bar. I really need a drink.

Myspace deleted my account for having custom HTML that hid the Block button on my profile. I didn’t even get a warning, just 1,800 friends gone in a heartbeat. If I knew exactly who was responsible for this, I would put a herpes curse on their entire family. Not just genital herpes either; I’m talkin’ about every form of the virus - pink eye, shingles, cold sores, etc.

Everyone needs to add my new profile:
http://www.myspace.com/fatchicksgivegoodhead

Also, I’ve noticed some people commenting on the archives. I’d appreciate if you stayed out of any archived stories that were written before May of this year. I still have to convert the code to HTML and re-post it so the pictures show up on the articles. Otherwise, you’re just reading a block of text that won’t even make much sense without the images to assist the punchlines.

I’ll be back in a little bit to post a story about a lonely baby whale. Byeeeee.