posted on August 25th, 2008 by Dustin at 1:10 am (EST) with 3 Comments
Ugh, I hate having to write a post about something as lame as my Myspace account being deleted again, but here I sit. I don’t know why this has happened again. The only plausible conjecture I can deliberate [hehe] is that Tom received a cell phone call and it went like this:
Myspace security: “Tom! It’s happened again, sir. Dustin made a new profile.”
Tom: “My God, man. How much time do we have until people start adding him?”
Myspace security: “Sir, he already has over 300 friends on his new profile. We just found out. I’m so sorry, sir.”
Tom: “Noooooooo! You fools! If his new profile isn’t deleted in five minutes, you’re all fired and your families will be eaten by tiny sharks with tadpole bodies. Goodbye.”
Myspace security: “Tom can be such a dick sometimes.”
Tom: “Aha! I’m still on the line!”
So, add my new account again. Hopefully this is the last time:
Oh, and I’d really like to thank the shitbag that stole the URL myspace.com/sidecarsally before I got a chance to take it. Real original, pal.
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