There’s a buzz going around the internet right now regarding child labor. MSNBC has reported that a British man bought a new iPhone and was surprised to find a picture on it that was taken from inside the iPhone assembly factory. In the picture, a young girl poses while taking a break from assembling. Since people can’t be happy unless they’re complaining about something, questions were immediately raised about the girl’s age and working conditions.

“Get back to work, bitch!”

The British man who bought the phone posted the picture on MacRumors.com and received hundreds of comments on it within hours. One user said, “She looks about 12 or 13 to me! I don’t think [Steve Jobs] (Apple’s CEO) is going to be impressed at all. It looks a little bit too much like child labor.”

Steve Jobs was unavailable for comment because he was probably at an Asian massage parlour, getting a handjob from a 9-year-old.

Let me just clear something up. Almost all Asian people look younger than they really are.

This is actually a 47-year old Asian man.

Is there any point to drawing negative attention to a girl who was obviously just having a little fun during her insanely boring work day? The only crime in that photo is that stupid fucking hat that she has to wear. If she’s in China, the government has most likely already murdered her entire family for jeopardizing the country’s relationship with Apple Inc.

Way to go, ass hats. She was cute too.