I got the lube blues
posted on August 28th, 2008 by Dustin at 11:05 pm (EST) with 13 Comments
One of my roommates is a female. We share a bathroom together and today I was thinking, “Hmmm… I’d kind of like to rub one out right now.”
I’m talking about spankin’ it.
I went through our entire bathroom; Every cupboard and cabinet and checked under the sink as well. Wouldn’t you just fuckin’ know it – there was no lotion.
What kind of a woman doesn’t have any lotion in the house?
I would’ve resorted to a banana peel, but I haven’t been grocery shopping in like two weeks.
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Comment from Camila
Time August 28, 2008 at 11:29 pm
haha, wow.
Comment from elizabeth powers
Time August 28, 2008 at 11:30 pm
haha that sucks for you
but hey i’ve heard butter, or mayo works. maybe next time. thats weird that she doesnt have lotion, maybe she hides it
Comment from mike johnson
Time August 29, 2008 at 1:40 am
OMG that shit is the worst.
Comment from Cardboard Shell
Time August 29, 2008 at 3:31 am
seriously, give me your address. I’ll send you economy sized shit. We’re talking Costco, mothafucka. 192 oz of pure pleasure.
Actually, just get some conditioner. It makes your ball hair shiny.
Comment from Baby
Time August 29, 2008 at 9:48 am
Haha
You can use my lotion anyday ;]
Code: imping lol
Comment from PapaBear SLIM
Time August 29, 2008 at 10:14 am
Give it the old skool spit shine… best natural lube ever.
Comment from .
Time August 29, 2008 at 11:39 am
The Lube Blues! LOL!!!!!!
Comment from Kimbo??
Time August 29, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Mmm… Banana.
Comment from blackhand
Time August 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
lol what is she just not hot enough for u that u gotta rub one out?nWTH DOES ANDEPA MEAN!! oh and did u get deleted yet?
Comment from Lucy
Time August 29, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I hear butter works amazing
My friends told me that lol
Comment from Dan
Time August 28, 2008 at 11:19 pm
You creep! Were there no dogs around?