I got the lube blues
One of my roommates is a female. We share a bathroom together and today I was thinking, “Hmmm… I’d kind of like to rub one out right now.”
I’m talking about spankin’ it.
I went through our entire bathroom; Every cupboard and cabinet and checked under the sink as well. Wouldn’t you just fuckin’ know it - there was no lotion.
What kind of a woman doesn’t have any lotion in the house?
I would’ve resorted to a banana peel, but I haven’t been grocery shopping in like two weeks.
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Dustin @ 11:05 pm |
You creep! Were there no dogs around?
Comment by Dan — August 28, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
i hear motor oil works wonders.
Comment by Julia — August 28, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
haha, wow.
Comment by Camila — August 28, 2008 @ 11:29 pm
haha that sucks for you
but hey i’ve heard butter, or mayo works. maybe next time. thats weird that she doesnt have lotion, maybe she hides it
Comment by elizabeth powers — August 28, 2008 @ 11:30 pm
OMG that shit is the worst.
Comment by mike johnson — August 29, 2008 @ 1:40 am
seriously, give me your address. I’ll send you economy sized shit. We’re talking Costco, mothafucka. 192 oz of pure pleasure.
Actually, just get some conditioner. It makes your ball hair shiny.
Comment by Cardboard Shell — August 29, 2008 @ 3:31 am
hahahaha
Comment by Metal Mistress — August 29, 2008 @ 6:27 am
Haha
You can use my lotion anyday ;]
Code: imping lol
Comment by Baby — August 29, 2008 @ 9:48 am
Give it the old skool spit shine… best natural lube ever.
Comment by PapaBear SLIM — August 29, 2008 @ 10:14 am
The Lube Blues! LOL!!!!!!
Comment by . — August 29, 2008 @ 11:39 am
Mmm… Banana.
Comment by Kimbo?? — August 29, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
lol what is she just not hot enough for u that u gotta rub one out?nWTH DOES ANDEPA MEAN!! oh and did u get deleted yet?
Comment by blackhand — August 29, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
I hear butter works amazing
My friends told me that lol
Comment by Lucy — August 29, 2008 @ 10:18 pm