One of my roommates is a female. We share a bathroom together and today I was thinking, “Hmmm… I’d kind of like to rub one out right now.”
I’m talking about spankin’ it.
I went through our entire bathroom; Every cupboard and cabinet and checked under the sink as well. Wouldn’t you just fuckin’ know it – there was no lotion.
What kind of a woman doesn’t have any lotion in the house?
I would’ve resorted to a banana peel, but I haven’t been grocery shopping in like two weeks.
| Comments (13) |
Posted by Dustin @ 11:05 pm |
You creep! Were there no dogs around?
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Comment by Dan — August 28, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
i hear motor oil works wonders.
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Comment by Julia — August 28, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
haha, wow.
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Comment by Camila — August 28, 2008 @ 11:29 pm
haha that sucks for you
but hey i’ve heard butter, or mayo works. maybe next time. thats weird that she doesnt have lotion, maybe she hides it
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Comment by elizabeth powers — August 28, 2008 @ 11:30 pm
OMG that shit is the worst.
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Comment by mike johnson — August 29, 2008 @ 1:40 am
seriously, give me your address. I’ll send you economy sized shit. We’re talking Costco, mothafucka. 192 oz of pure pleasure.
Actually, just get some conditioner. It makes your ball hair shiny.
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Comment by Cardboard Shell — August 29, 2008 @ 3:31 am
hahahaha
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Comment by Metal Mistress — August 29, 2008 @ 6:27 am
Haha
You can use my lotion anyday ;]
Code: imping lol
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Comment by Baby — August 29, 2008 @ 9:48 am
Give it the old skool spit shine… best natural lube ever.
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Comment by PapaBear SLIM — August 29, 2008 @ 10:14 am
The Lube Blues! LOL!!!!!!
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Comment by . — August 29, 2008 @ 11:39 am
Mmm… Banana.
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Comment by Kimbo?? — August 29, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
lol what is she just not hot enough for u that u gotta rub one out?nWTH DOES ANDEPA MEAN!! oh and did u get deleted yet?
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Comment by blackhand — August 29, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
I hear butter works amazing
My friends told me that lol
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Comment by Lucy — August 29, 2008 @ 10:18 pm