Jacko turns 50, still a freak
posted on August 29th, 2008 by Dustin at 3:43 pm (EST) with 10 Comments
Sidecarsally would like to wish the King of Pop a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Michael Jackson!
Michael turned 50 today, which is ironic because that’s about how many people in the world there are that actually believe that he never touched little boys.
I’d like all of you to post your favorite Jackson jokes in the comment section below. I have a couple to get you started:
Q: When is it bed time at the Neverland Ranch?
A: When the little hand touches the big hand.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is plastic and dangerous to little kids; the other one holds your groceries.
No, seriously though, I shouldn’t make fun of him. I heard he’s in the hospital for food poisoning.
Yeah, he ate a nine-year-old wiener.
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Comment from Baby
Time August 29, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Yeah be sure to stay away from those nine year old wieners . . . they’re mine ;] lol jay kay
Comment from mandy
Time August 29, 2008 at 9:27 pm
a guy is in his car driving through his home town one day listening to his radio. a special radio that anytime he said what he wanted to hear, it would play it. so, he said rock and it started to play rock music. all of a sudden, a group of kids ran in front of his car, he said “fucking kids”. and michael jackson started to play on the radio.
Comment from Lucy
Time August 29, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Dude, He was on a radio station, And they asked him what he was going to do for his 50th birthday, And he say just stay home and watch TV with the kids
LOL, more like rape them
Comment from Ryan
Time August 29, 2008 at 11:37 pm
What did the mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
“Excuse me you’re in my son!”
Did you hear about when Michael Jackson called Boys 2 Men?
He thought it was a delivery Service
Comment from Scadman808
Time August 30, 2008 at 11:28 pm
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?
They both leave kids rooms with empty sacks.
Comment from Nia
Time August 31, 2008 at 7:54 am
what do kmart and michael jackson have in common?
they both have little boys pants half off.
Comment from caitasaurus
Time August 31, 2008 at 12:56 pm
`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.
Comment from elkman
Time September 3, 2008 at 4:02 pm
What does it mean when there is a tricycle in Michael’s driveway?
Date night.
Comment from .
Time August 29, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Are those tiny Post-It notes on his face?