Comments on: Jacko turns 50, still a freak

By: elkman

elkman — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:02:41 +0000

What does it mean when there is a tricycle in Michael’s driveway?

Date night.

By: blackhand

blackhand — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:52:40 +0000

didnt get that 1…. wow my codes undime….

By: caitasaurus

caitasaurus — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:56:32 +0000

`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.

By: Nia

Nia — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:54:30 +0000

what do kmart and michael jackson have in common?

they both have little boys pants half off.

By: Scadman808

Scadman808 — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 04:28:43 +0000

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with empty sacks.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:37:50 +0000

What did the mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

“Excuse me you’re in my son!”

Did you hear about when Michael Jackson called Boys 2 Men?

He thought it was a delivery Service

By: Lucy

Lucy — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:15:46 +0000

Dude, He was on a radio station, And they asked him what he was going to do for his 50th birthday, And he say just stay home and watch TV with the kids
LOL, more like rape them

By: mandy

mandy — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:27:38 +0000

a guy is in his car driving through his home town one day listening to his radio. a special radio that anytime he said what he wanted to hear, it would play it. so, he said rock and it started to play rock music. all of a sudden, a group of kids ran in front of his car, he said “fucking kids”. and michael jackson started to play on the radio.

By: Baby

Baby — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:12:11 +0000

Yeah be sure to stay away from those nine year old wieners . . . they’re mine ;] lol jay kay

By: .

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:18:18 +0000

Are those tiny Post-It notes on his face?