First announcement: I have noticed people commenting on older stories from before April 2008. Please don’t read those stories until I’m finished fixing the archives. Thanks.

Now, for the good news:

Another major addition to Sidecarsally.com has been completed.

Click on the “Forum” tab at the top of the page and say hello to the new message board! I decided it would be best to have a community section where the readers could interact with each other. Most Sidecarsally readers have two things in common: an undying love for me, and a good sense of humor. That said, I encourage all of you to create a forum account and start posting.

I’ve heard all the excuses not to participate:

“But Dustin, I’m not good with computers. I don’t know how to create a message board account.”

*Rolling eyes* Go to the forum page and click “Register.” If you are seriously too stupid to do this, then you’re probably at least somewhat mentally retarded. In that case, you should probably stop reading this right now and go put your helmet on before you hurt yourself. Idiot.

“I’m too lazy to create a message board account.”

I’d bet money that I’m way lazier than you, but look at all that I’ve accomplished. I should be your role model. Since you’re supposed to listen to your role model, get off your ass and create a fucking user account, you lazy piece of shit.

“Both of my arms are broken and I can’t type.”

Steven Hawking can’t even move his entire body, but that didn’t stop him from writing books and shit. Get creative.

“My entire family was just murdered by a serial killer last night. I have other, more important things to attend to before I create a message board account. I’m still in mourning.”

Sidecarsally Forum > Your family

So now that you have no more excuses, make your way to the forum right now and start making some friends. You know you could use some.