Jesus moth discovered in Texas
posted on September 15th, 2008 by Dustin at 4:00 pm (EST) with 10 Comments
In most places when people see something peculiar, they take a picture of it and move on with their lives. In Texas, however, when people find something weird, they put it in a box and think it’s Jesus. Take this moth, for example:
See the angry Jesus face?
Kirk Harper noticed the moth relaxing on his RV, when he just had to seal its fate and take it to his local church. I wasn’t there, but the conversation probably went like this:
Kirk: “Hey Bubba, check out this here moth.”
Bubba: “Well I’ll be! I do believe I see Jesus on that there moth’s back. Now howdoyafigure that got to be like that?”
Kirk: “Jesus put it there, ya dumb summunabitch.”
Bubba: “Well, I’ll be pickled n’ pork-fucked. Let’s sell it and make some money… uhh, you know, fer the church n’ shit.”
Kirk: “Maybe you ain’t so dumb after all, Bubba.”
Kirk claims to see Jesus’s face clearly on the moths back, including his long hair and beard. This is clearly a mistake. It’s obviously Zeus, not Jesus.
Much better.
Kirk Harper is most likely going to try to sell the moth and put all benefits towards the relocation of his church. The only problem is, unlike the Virgin Mary grilled cheese, moths are fucking creepy as hell and nobody wants to buy one.
Personally, I can’t wait to find a moth with Gary Coleman’s image on its wings. I’m keepin’ that one.
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Comment from Lucy
Time September 15, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Lol Zeus
<3
Comment from Kimbo??
Time September 15, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Dude I live in OK (wooo?) and there was this monster moth that scared the fuck out of me. Seriously, it was like a fat mexican chick on her period huge. Yucky.
Comment from MetalMistress
Time September 16, 2008 at 4:41 am
hahahaha
i got drunk and vomited on saturday, that looked like jesus, or maybe it was just chuck norris hahaha
if jesus had a myspace he wouldnt take camera phone pics of himself, he would imprint his image on random things and upload them…
hmm….jesus myspace….do u have a lightbulb too?
Comment from Michelle
Time September 16, 2008 at 9:17 am
I don’t see it.
Comment from Baby
Time September 16, 2008 at 1:20 pm
People notice some weeeeird shit!
and thats funny lol Gary Coleman was in my city . . . we tried talkin to him . . .lets just say hes a dick! lol
Comment from tomduk
Time September 17, 2008 at 7:58 am
i didnt see jesus, maybe he didnt want my soul as bad as them other people
Comment from PapaBear SLIM
Time September 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Why is it always Jesus or Mary that they see?!
On some of those items, I can see how you can make out a face or image… but can’t it just be some man with a beard or some woman in a robe… why Jesus and Mary?!
Jesus was not the only man with a beard and Mary was not the only woman wearing a robe… all those nut jobs that travel to see these items need to burn in hell for being stupid enough to pray and pay homage to a moth, dorito, grilled cheese sandwich, rusty drain, etc…
Wish I could line em all up like the 3 stooges and just slap em silly… fugg’n idiots!
Comment from marie/ preciously vicious
Time September 17, 2008 at 8:21 pm
i don’t get it…
Comment from Camila
Time September 15, 2008 at 4:20 pm
does look like Zeus